Latest Posts by aubrio - Page 3
snuck in through the garden gate every night that summer to get my pussy ate or whatever it was that taylor swift said
I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great
”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.
fuckkkk spilled some awesomesauce on my huge cleavage
i heard he died of wanting snacks
*calls you captain in a gay way*
loveee a girl who lightly bullies me but if anyone is mean to me she will kill them
do I want an apology or do I want to beat the shit out of them
*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke
hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead
tbh sometimes u just gotta let me be dramatic. bcos i Will get over it! but let me be dramatic first.
autopsy man is gonna be so disappointed when he opens my heart . theres nothing but screws & bolts followed by a sad melody
yeah you wouldnt know her i knew her in a past life and we're doomed to always kill each other lol its a whole thing
pspspsps (me calling you into bed for cuddles)
anyone else stuck in the loop
it's your right as a pedestrian to cross the street whenever you feel like it
there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me
"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning
thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened
My pronouns are fuck/that and I identify as a problem.
you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?
why can’t things be easy peasy lemon squeezy
is anyone else scared or is it just me and every deer
People are so weird “my heart beats faster when you are around and I get all hot and bothered” sound alike your allergic honey
experts are saying it's fine man, and they recommend that you chill
if I got carried away by the harpies I would accept my fate because I respect women
i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus