Latest Posts by aubrio - Page 2

stop what you’re doing and adore me

trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes

I need to get laid…. to rest. like let me sleep forever

like in all seriousness your fangs look beautiful in this lighting. But we have to focus

If you can't handle me at my worst (really bad) then you don't deserve me at my best (slightly less really bad)

they call me "mr lack of understanding" for reasons that are somewhat unclear to me

Don't you worry about my pronouns. My pronouns are pretty standard. Worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are "omniously", "haphazardly" and "obliviously".

"can i be mean for a second?" you can be mean for 10,000 years and i'll hang onto your every word, my queen. my goddess

sorry I didn't listen to anything you just said I was busy thinking about when I can interrupt with my funnier, more superior story

im in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell

"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

"Are you good in bed?" No, I can't sleep.

they call me vague as hell the way i. well…..um. You know

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

Who is the biggest hater in history?

Me when I'm in a mood

good morning how do i kill the yearning before it kills me

ever since i was a little girl i always dreamed of becoming a provincial warlord

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

man i have really great tits

I don’t want casual I want you to eat me alive

my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she

“who hurt you” me bitch i make bad decisions because i’m stupid

she wears short skirts i have feelers she’s cheer captain and i am a creature

Sorry babe, the thigh garter holding my daggers stay on during sex

love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)

they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.

I'm on some kind of gayass journey