“I fell into your lap on accident oh god you’re so close now I can’t breathe”
“You’re cutting my hair and I’m trying not to focus on your hands in my hair and your breath on my neck”
“I scraped my knee and now your fixing it up and I swear if you don’t stop running your hands over my leg I will kick you”
“We may or may not be hiding in a locker and we may or may not be squished against each other”
“Hold me I’m cold…oh god you are VERY close is that my heart or freaking sonic stuck in my chest”
“Hey, you got something on your face let me get it for you, wait oh crap”
“We’re doing that trusting exercise of staring at each other for 5 minutes and the tension between us is suffocating”
“Here I’ll help you, I know first aid, just sit still”
“This sofa is very small and our legs are brushing and our shoulders touching and now you’re whispering something in my ear I can’t handle this”
“I did NOT mean to lean into you I just saw something okay I SWEAR”
“You tried to reach across me but your face got really close to mine and now we’re just staring at each other”
“I’m going to teach you how to dance, come here”
“How am I stealing if it was mine all along?”
“You weren’t meant to see me. I shouldn’t be visible to you.”
"Welcome to your new family. The one you didn’t want, but needed.”
“I don’t like doing all this work for nothing. You owe me.”
“You should know better than to come to me.”
“Why are you so against making things easier for yourself?”
A numbered prompt drabble, requested by @shultzygirl, @dumbdogsss @starbuck1013 @vickiweis44 @markwatneyandensemble and @medicaldoctordana
She’d left her shoes in the car, pulled his jacket over her head like a tarp, and clutched her bag to her chest, and on the count of three, they’d made a run for it — but even the twenty yards from the parking area to the bungalow porch was enough, very likely, to ruin the skirt of her suit.
Dammit — why do I ever bother to buy dry-clean only? She thinks, trying to finger-comb her damp, rain-blown hair back into place and wishing she’d followed the train of thought that had them still in the car, steaming up the windows, making streaky handprints on the glass as they …
He’s next to her, shaking out his soaked hair like the world’s largest puppy. He sees her irritated expression and smiles that smile — the placating one that somehow manages to hint at things he won’t say, for instance that he wouldn’t have minded the staying-in-the-car scenario either.
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“There are so many things I could do if only I dedicated myself to the process of getting there.”
“Don’t you ever get tired of being the villain?”
“I’ve let people ruin my image for too long. I’m leaving this place and things people have said about me behind.”
“It was a joke, but everyone’s taking it seriously. I don’t want to be known for that- it’s practically a lie!”
“Everyone’s been spreading that you’re a part of the mob. Is it true?”
“If there’s anything you’re known for, it’s certainly not ‘being subtle’.”
self-fulfilling prophecy
i shake, i shake i love you ‘till my knees break i toss, i turn when will i ever learn? i stumble, i fall my heart’s the biggest fool of all you say i love you too i hear it as the purest truth you leave, i cry another piece of me dies this is the end you’ve taken all of me that’s left i pick the pieces up hoping next time i’ll have better luck i see you on the streets a quick glance and our eyes meet you walk over and say i’m sorry. will you let me stay? before my mind can speak my heart’s already on its knees
“I was wondering where you wandered off to. We don’t have a whole lot of time, remember?”
“Don’t interrupt my existential crisis.”
“I should probably go home at this point.”
“In my experience, this isn’t how things are supposed to go.”
“The AI isn’t programmed to be loyal to anyone.”
“Of all my bad ideas, I think I’m proud of this one the most.”
“Woah, you look tired! Did you sleep at all last night?”
“Gee, thanks for compliment, and the concern.”
“For you, I’d throw it all away. My morals, my goals, my life. I would. Please don’t ask me too.”
“If you get arrested, I don’t know you.”
“He’s always been a dick. When we were seven he threatened to sue me”
41 blitzstone for the writing prompts please!
“Have you lost your fucking mind?”
He snaps at you scoldingly, standing in front of you with the first aid kit in hands. You just roll your eyes as you flop back on the couch, getting a little blood on the pillows, even though you know it’s just because Blitzen is worried about you. It isn’t that big of a deal though, you just tried to use too much magic and passed out in an alley for a few hours.
“I’m fine”
You sign back, wincing as the dwarf starts to clean the cuts and bruises you got from falling face first into the sidewalk.
“You are not, you could have died”
He huffs as he sticks a band-aid on your cheek. You pull a face at him before turning your head to the side, ignoring his ranting. Blitzen doesn’t appreciate that, poking and then lightly hitting you in the chest until you look back at him tiredly.
“Don’t ignore me, I’m serious”
He says before really starting to go off on you, a rant he’ll later deny was a rant.
“Blitzen”
You sign, trying to get his attention but he keeps going on about you taking too many risks. It’s so hard to get him to stop when he’s yelling at you. He only stutters off when you reach up and grab him by his tie.
“Hearth, what are you do-”
Blitzen starts to ask, clearly annoyed, but you pull him down and press your lips against his before he can finish. He stiffened a bit, still angry with you but as you pulled him closer he relaxed a little. He only started kissing you back when you wrap your hands around his hips and pull him onto your lap. You idly run a hand up his back before tangling it in his hair, feeling the dwarf gasp against your lips. You grin and tighten your grip before flipping him, pinning the shorter under you as you deepen the kiss, his hands gripping the front of your jacket. When you pull back Blitz’s face is flushed and his brown eyes hazed over a bit. You pap his face gently as you pull back
“I’m fine love. Also hungry, let’s get something to eat”
You sign before getting up. He pushes himself up as well, totally in a daze
“Uh-huh yeah… Wait a minute, I’m not done nagging you! Hearth, get back here you silly elf!”