41 blitzstone for the writing prompts please!
“Have you lost your fucking mind?”
He snaps at you scoldingly, standing in front of you with the first aid kit in hands. You just roll your eyes as you flop back on the couch, getting a little blood on the pillows, even though you know it’s just because Blitzen is worried about you. It isn’t that big of a deal though, you just tried to use too much magic and passed out in an alley for a few hours.
“I’m fine”
You sign back, wincing as the dwarf starts to clean the cuts and bruises you got from falling face first into the sidewalk.
“You are not, you could have died”
He huffs as he sticks a band-aid on your cheek. You pull a face at him before turning your head to the side, ignoring his ranting. Blitzen doesn’t appreciate that, poking and then lightly hitting you in the chest until you look back at him tiredly.
“Don’t ignore me, I’m serious”
He says before really starting to go off on you, a rant he’ll later deny was a rant.
“Blitzen”
You sign, trying to get his attention but he keeps going on about you taking too many risks. It’s so hard to get him to stop when he’s yelling at you. He only stutters off when you reach up and grab him by his tie.
“Hearth, what are you do-”
Blitzen starts to ask, clearly annoyed, but you pull him down and press your lips against his before he can finish. He stiffened a bit, still angry with you but as you pulled him closer he relaxed a little. He only started kissing you back when you wrap your hands around his hips and pull him onto your lap. You idly run a hand up his back before tangling it in his hair, feeling the dwarf gasp against your lips. You grin and tighten your grip before flipping him, pinning the shorter under you as you deepen the kiss, his hands gripping the front of your jacket. When you pull back Blitz’s face is flushed and his brown eyes hazed over a bit. You pap his face gently as you pull back
“I’m fine love. Also hungry, let’s get something to eat”
You sign before getting up. He pushes himself up as well, totally in a daze
“Uh-huh yeah… Wait a minute, I’m not done nagging you! Hearth, get back here you silly elf!”
“I guess I’m just not enough for anyone to care about.”
“Bullshit. Don’t let someone else’s asshole actions make you think any less of yourself.”
“Just…just tell me truth, please.”
“I don’t think you want to hear it.”
“He’s respectable, but, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.”
“We only want to borrow the bar.”
“You said I’d have proper training!”
“No! I’m tired of doing what you say.“
"You must find it before the others do.”
“You’re too good for this world.”
“Oh my God. You’re in love with her/him.”
“Yeah, well it wasn’t funny.”
“It’s your turn to make dinner.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got you.”
“I’ve been waiting a long time for you.”
“I swear, I’m not crazy!”
“Go and live with her/him, then! See if I care.”
“You’re a nerd.”
“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
“I’m ready to try again, if you are?”
“If we both stick to the story, they can’t prove anything.”
“Do you think he/she crashed the car on purpose?”
“Is that my sweater/shirt?”
“If only I’d just gone over when she/he called.”
“You must find it before the others do.”
“I think the room is bugged.”
“That’s starting to get annoying”
“The landlord changed the locks.”
“You’re cute when you’re sleepy”
“I did a pregnancy test.“
"You had time to call the police. Why didn’t you?”
“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
“It’s cute when you blush.”
“How long have you been standing there?”
“You’re seriously a man-child.”
“Is there alcohol?”
“I told you, no more pets.”
“You’re bleeding all over my furniture.”
“Are you coming to bed?”
“You belong to me and you need to accept it.”
“I’m kind of a big deal.”
“I just want a nice, easy life. What’s wrong with that?”
“A smart alec witch, how original.”
“I have to take you to the doctor.”
“You were meant to be watching him/her!”
“Well, this is where I live.”
“You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”
“I’m late.”
“I’m early.”
“Get out of the shower!”
“You smell like a wet dog.”
“Oh yes. We’re on.”
“The library is free.”
“You gotta get us a decent place.”
“Well, someone should sue them.”
“Can I ask you something?”
“When I’m as far away from you as possible.”
“That’s brilliant. That’s brilliant! Let’s do it!”
“Oh God, he’s serious.”
Hi there! I was wondering if you had anything for childhood best friends who grow up and realize they're in love? I've been looking everywhere but nothing has really tickled my fancy! Thanks so much!
1. They haven’t seen each other for an extended period of time and seeing each other again, sparks fly.
2. They go through old pictures, all nostalgic, and realization comes.
3. One of them starts seeing someone else. Cue jealousy.
4. Everyone assumes they are a couple already.
5. One of them is trying to find a relationship for the other and in the process realizes they are perfect for each other.
6. Fake dating! (This is my all-time favorite trope.)
7. They decide to get married because convenience.
8. Someone asks one of them to list the good things about the other.
9. They are separated for some time and just exchange letters/calls and it’s like getting to know each other all over again.
10. They are playing lovers in a play/movie.
11. They move in together and that changes their dynamic.
12. Truth or Dare. Spin the Bottle. 7 Minutes in Heaven… You know what I’m getting at.
13. They are forced to take care of an animal or a child together.
14. Magical means reveal what they mean to each other.
15. Kissing practice.
“I got to admit, you’re really sexy with that gun. Terrifying, but sexy.”
Hi I’m Emily and this is my petty revenge. Two months ago I was dumped for being “too fucking fat” in my ex’s words. That moment I decided to lose weight not for him or for anyone else, but for me. My weight is something i’ve struggled with my entire life & I wanted to change that. I decided to try this fruit cleanse my bestfriend recommended. I was able to lose 33 pounds in 6 weeks with no change in diet and little exercise. It increased my metabolism and melted my fat away like wax. But calories weren’t the only thing I burned.
When I sent my ex this picture of my new body, he asked me back out. I said “no thanks…. your pencil dick is too thin” 💀💀
1. “You ate the last piece of pizza? I hope you die.”
2. “Since when are we friends? Oh, right, you needed that body to disappear.”
3. “When the moon is out, everything is silent, and when everything is silent, that’s when the world speaks volumes.”
4. “So, that was awkward.”
5. “No offense or anything, but, um, you’re crazy.”
6. “Everyone knows that, why else would I have garlic?”
7. “The Queen has spoken, your memes are dank.”
8. “When I spoke, I spoke with anger. I am sorry for telling you, you have a lopsided nostril, that was uncalled for.”
9. “I do not sound like that.”
10. “Do you even remember last night?”
11. “You punched someone twice your size? Why? Why are you so full of rage? You’re too tiny for this!”
12. “When I saw you, I knew for a fact that you were here to adopt a dog too.”
13. “The night was made for daring mistakes and fun, live a little.”
14. “Leave the moon out of this! She’s too pretty for you!”
15. “Just because I’m crazy doesn’t mean I don’t love dogs. I’m crazy, not a monster!”
16. “Whoa, dude, did that dog just speak to us?”
17. “Oh yeah, guess what? My dog is better than yours!”
18. “No one asked for your opinion, Susan!”
19. “Since when are bake sales so crazy?”
20. “Be myself? Really? Look where that got me so far!”
21. “Have I ever led you down the wrong path?”
22. “Magic tricks are cool and all, but have you ever seen a giraffe? Those long neck dudes are the coolest.”
23. “So, listen, when I was out last night, guess who I ran into?”
24. “Oh! I have a good idea! Kick them where it hurts!”
25. “I don’t know you very well, but I love the way your brain works.”
“I fell into your lap on accident oh god you’re so close now I can’t breathe”
“You’re cutting my hair and I’m trying not to focus on your hands in my hair and your breath on my neck”
“I scraped my knee and now your fixing it up and I swear if you don’t stop running your hands over my leg I will kick you”
“We may or may not be hiding in a locker and we may or may not be squished against each other”
“Hold me I’m cold…oh god you are VERY close is that my heart or freaking sonic stuck in my chest”
“Hey, you got something on your face let me get it for you, wait oh crap”
“We’re doing that trusting exercise of staring at each other for 5 minutes and the tension between us is suffocating”
“Here I’ll help you, I know first aid, just sit still”
“This sofa is very small and our legs are brushing and our shoulders touching and now you’re whispering something in my ear I can’t handle this”
“I did NOT mean to lean into you I just saw something okay I SWEAR”
“You tried to reach across me but your face got really close to mine and now we’re just staring at each other”
“I’m going to teach you how to dance, come here”
❤️
“Help me? I don’t even know who you are!”
“If you get arrested, I don’t know you.”