“If You Get Arrested, I Don’t Know You.”

“So, I’ve been thinking.”

“That sounds dangerous, but continue.”

“You’re so beautiful, I just had to wake you up so I could see the colour of your eyes.”

“Next time, warn me when you’re going to go poetry book shopping.”

“Calm your mind, still your hands, and silence your mouth. You’re spiraling, and I refuse to be run down by your snowballing again. Let me be your sun, babe, let me melt the ice.”

prompt: road trip!

“Can someone open the window? It’s too warm in here.”

“All around me are familiar corn stalks, worn out corn stalks-”

“I hate driving towards the sun and I have to squint for an hour.”

“Get your feet back over to your side or so help me, I do it for you.”

“Don’t let anyone dictate how you live your life. Chances are they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing either.”

“Thanks…Grandma, but I don’t think that’s the best advice to share with your 12 and 16-year-old grandchildren.”

“There is no best advice, child. I’m only telling you what I did. Your parent’s generation failed you so it’s up to you to teach you. The first lesson is to pay attention to any and everything. The second lesson is to revise what you learned from the first lesson. Just pay attention and raise yourselves. Things won’t always be this easy and I won’t always be here to make it any less.”

“He obviously died of natural causes.”

“There’s a stab wound!”

“A very natural stab wound.”

“I drive to school and you walk and I drive past you everyday and it’s below freezing and you’re still walking please just get in the damn car I’ll drive you” AU

- (@narcissisticfelix)

“Look, I know your moral compass is extremely atrophied, but this is, like, the worst thing you could have possibly done in this situation.”