“So, I’ve Been Thinking.”

“I’m fine.”

“I know you’re not, you don’t have to-”

“I’m fine! Ok!? Can you just leave it please!?”

❤️

“I saved the world once before, I can do it again.”

It’s up to one man to save the universe… But he just doesn’t fucking care.

“I am disappointed that…you know what disappointed doesn’t even begin to cut it. I am heartbroken by what you’ve chosen to do.”

“I didn’t mean to hurt-”

“I know. But you did anyway.”

Writing Prompts

“He’s respectable, but, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.”

“We only want to borrow the bar.”

“You said I’d have proper training!”

“No! I’m tired of doing what you say.“

"You must find it before the others do.”

“You’re too good for this world.”

“Oh my God. You’re in love with her/him.”

“Yeah, well it wasn’t funny.”

“It’s your turn to make dinner.”

“Don’t worry, I’ve got you.”

“I’ve been waiting a long time for you.”

“I swear, I’m not crazy!”

“Go and live with her/him, then! See if I care.”

“You’re a nerd.”

“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

“I’m ready to try again, if you are?”

“If we both stick to the story, they can’t prove anything.”

“Do you think he/she crashed the car on purpose?”

“Is that my sweater/shirt?”

“If only I’d just gone over when she/he called.”

“You must find it before the others do.”

“I think the room is bugged.”

“That’s starting to get annoying”

“The landlord changed the locks.”

“You’re cute when you’re sleepy”

“I did a pregnancy test.“

"You had time to call the police. Why didn’t you?”

“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”

“It’s cute when you blush.”

“How long have you been standing there?”

“You’re seriously a man-child.”

“Is there alcohol?”

“I told you, no more pets.”

“You’re bleeding all over my furniture.”

“Are you coming to bed?”

“You belong to me and you need to accept it.”

“I’m kind of a big deal.”

“I just want a nice, easy life. What’s wrong with that?”

“A smart alec witch, how original.”

“I have to take you to the doctor.”

“You were meant to be watching him/her!”

  “Well, this is where I live.”

“You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”

“I’m late.”

“I’m early.”

“Get out of the shower!”

“You smell like a wet dog.”

“Oh yes. We’re on.”

“The library is free.”

“You gotta get us a decent place.”

“Well, someone should sue them.”

“Can I ask you something?”

“When I’m as far away from you as possible.”

“That’s brilliant. That’s brilliant! Let’s do it!”

“Oh God, he’s serious.”

“I only tolerate you because we’re related, you know.”

“Funny. I was about to say the same thing about you.”

“Did I ever get a chance to say I’m proud of you?”

“Do you even want me around? ‘Cause you certainly don’t act like it.”

“Us misfits have to stick together or we’d have no one.”

“I shouldn’t be allowed to do anything when I’m this tired.”

“Look, you’re super clumsy and having you around this highly flammable project is like asking for trouble.”

“Bribing me with your cooking works every single time.”

Themed Prompts: Forced to Spend Time Together

anonymous asked: Prompts for sexual tension/establishing sexual tension between two people forced to spend time together?

I can do the “forced to spend time together” part; I’m not sure how to do prompts for the tension xD

1. The characters need to spend a lot of time together as they work on a project together.

2. The characters end up stuck in an elevator.

3. The characters are the only two people working on a remote station.

4. The characters are snowed in.

5. The characters are on a long flight together.

6. The characters are planning an event together.

7. The characters are forced to share a bed.

8. The characters are at a vacation with friends; everyone else is paired off.

9. The characters are flatmates. 

10. The characters are shooting a movie together.

11. The characters are on a reality show together.

12. The characters host a show together.

13. The characters work at the same place.

14. The characters share a hospital room.

15. The characters are both sentenced to community service.

“Just…just tell me truth, please.”

“I don’t think you want to hear it.”