“Don’t be scared, because living in fear-”
“If you’re about to turn into a human tumblr quote, I’d rather you shut the hell up and keep walking. Besides, you’re the one that’s been squealing at every shadow.”
“How am I stealing if it was mine all along?”
“You weren’t meant to see me. I shouldn’t be visible to you.”
"Welcome to your new family. The one you didn’t want, but needed.”
“I don’t like doing all this work for nothing. You owe me.”
“You should know better than to come to me.”
“Why are you so against making things easier for yourself?”
1: “Please don’t leave me. I’m a work in progress but I’m trying.”
2: “Do you know who I am?” “You’re a monster.”
3: “You know, you’re really cute when you sleep.”
4: “If I could go back and do it all over, I would. Anything to get you back.”
5: “You’re gorgeous. This doesn’t change my opinion of you.”
6: “If you ever touch her again, I swear, you will wish all I did was hit you.”
7: “Stop tickling me before I rip your fingers off!”
8: “Rings on or off, baby?”
9: “I need you in every shape of the word. I need you emotionally, physically and at this exact moment, sexually too.”
10: “Stay away from me!”
11: “You are not wearing that out. I will rip it off of you.”
12: “How about I take you under the table right now, with my fingers?” “My parents are coming!” “Guess you’ll have to be quiet then..”
13: “New plan: we keep her alive and sell her organs. You can get a lot of money for kidneys.” “No! You weren’t supposed to kidnap her in the first place! Take her back, now.”
14: “So you’re saying you don’t want to have sex with me?”
15: “You disobeyed me.” “I know but-“ “No buts- you deliberately disobeyed me.”
16: “You could have gotten yourself killed!” “But.. I didn’t?”
17: “He’s the opposite of friendly. He’s unfriendly. As in, don’t be friends with him.”
18: “What did I say?” “You told me to behave.” “What did you do?” “The exact opposite.”
19: “Honestly, I only ask for your help because it’s so cute when you try.”
20: “You know, you’re adorable when you’re mad.” “I can literally kill you.”
21: “Hey, I know being evil is kind of your thing and all, but do you think you could like, not, for just a few days. I’m exhausted. I havent slept in like three days because i’ve been kept up with your schemes. I have three assignments due and you’re not helping. Do you think you could give me a break, just this once?”
22: “That was a great ‘being a hero’ speech, why are you telling me, the bad guy, it?”
23: “Why do you have a basketball? What is a basketball going to do?!” “It’ll hit you!”
24: “You need to sleep.” “Fuck no!” “You can sleep willingly or I can choke you until you pass out. You’ll enjoy either.”
25: “This is the person that took everything from me and I can’t let them take you too.”
“She was born in darkness and never really found a way to adapt to the light”
“No, you don’t deserve ice cream!”
“Please stop calling it your lair.”
“I want a lion.”
“I’ll be the guard dog.”
“Do you HATE happiness?!“
"Okay, I got a pla- oh."
"What are your thoughts on giraffes in turtlenecks?”
“ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY BONKERS?!"
"’We’re not going to die’? We’re not going to die?! Well it bloody feels like we’re about to die!”
“At least breathe in between bites!”
“You’re strangely nonchalant for someone who almost died a minute ago.”
“Who are these people?!”
“That was definitely my finest hour.”
“You are not going to have a good day.”
“Use the little scanny thing.”
“Ow, you shot me in the face!”
“Behind you!”
“Listen, it’s for science.”
“I didn’t even have to do anything.”
“Dude, this is romantic as fuck.”
“I’m in your mind…” “Great, just what I needed, more useless crap in there.”
“Anyone want to sing along?”
“I can save you.” “No, you can’t.”
“I don’t want to be rude, but you’re here to do an actual job.”
“Are you humming?” “It’s my theme song, I need it for confidence!”
“Let’s talk dirty to each other.” “Babe… we’re at work. Remember? Professional. Behavior. Please.”
“That looks infected.” “It’s fine.” “You’re dying.” “Well… that’s fine too.”
“Crickety crack, that’s really wack.”
“If you pick another fight today, I’m just going to turn around, go home, and leave you to it.”
“Kill me if you must, but I will not bow to a King who wears a crown studded with jewels of every life he has ended.”
“I’ve never thought of you in a negative light before now.”
“Well, no one can deny I was professional up until the end.”
“Sometimes I nod and pretend I understood what you just said.”
“How were they able to hide a facility this big?”
“I didn’t actually think my conspiracy would turn out right. It’s just something I wrote as a part of my job.”
“I’m being hunted down for mistakes that you made.”
“I was going to have a nice quiet night of reading, but I guess I’ll be patching up your broken jaw instead.”
Hi! Love your blog! Any prompts for a character doing a matchmaking attempt and/or it not working? Thank you! <3
“You two are made for each other. Why isn’t it working?”
“See the eyes they’re making at each other? It’s going as planned.”
“I know they didn’t need my help, but honestly, I personally think they totally do.”
“If I didn’t get involved, nothing would get done!”
I request "So are you guys dating, or?" for BbRae! XD
YOU GOT IT. I’m kind of hyped about YJ S3, and I’m looking forward to some more BB character development, so, I’ve had this idea in my head for a while! A potential ‘what if’ situation. :) I hope it’s okay! For obvious reasons, he’s aged up here.
“You came,” she breathed, her expression more of relief than anything else.
It was the first time in a long time that he’d seen her act not so indifferent; she was genuine in her pleasure with seeing him again. It gave him hope, made him feel a glimmer of that exhilirating anticipation, that he was something more to her. Especially when she looked at him like that.
Beast Boy morphed back into his human shape and dusted off his uniform. Sparing her a small smile, and spending a few moments to appreciate her uncanny beauty, he finally found his voice. “And you’re not actually evil.”
Smooth. Real smooth.
It was a miracle neither Bart or Jaime had been there to hear that one.
Suddenly, her eyes were like purple steel. She crossed the room towards him, closing the distance in a few strides, and her hands came up to clutch at his shoulders. He tried to ignore the way his heart pounded in his chest at her unexpected nearness. “Gar, you can’t be here. You have to go. Now.”
The seriousness in her tone had returned, but the way her brows furrowed, and her bottom lip jutted out, told him that she was just worried about his well-being.
He shook his head in protest. “I can’t just leave you here, Rae. Not when I know the truth. Come on, we have to go tell the others what’s really going on.” He grabbed hold of her hand firmly, not waiting for her consent, and tugged her after him.
Raven broke free of his grasp immediately after giving him quite a bit of resistance. “No! I can’t!” She cried out.
He stilled, watching her back away reluctantly, like it was the last thing she wanted to do. “Beast Boy, I can’t go with you.” Her voice softened, and she averted her gaze to the ground.
“Why not?” Even to his own ears, he sounded desperate.
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