A often texts C long paragraphs of just fluff and cuteness about their significant other, person B, and C loves it but jFC they should be telling B this. So C screenshots all the paragraphs and forwards them to B, but C fucks it up somehow and posts it all on the Internet and A is horrified because some of those are perceivably creepy and B has no idea it’s A talking about them. So B shows the screenshots to A, saying things like,“Damn need me a freak like that.” And A tells them it’s all their texts with actual proof and B is utterly wordless but then suddenly pulls A into a tight hug.
A beat of silence.
“I love you.”
“You wanna know something?”
“No.”
“Why?”
“Everything you say is stupid.”
“Why do we find ourselves in these situations so often?”
“I know who I’m blaming and it’s not me.”
“It was too good to be true, but alas, this is how it was meant to be. Was that dramatic enough?”
“That shouldn’t be able to happen.”
“You scared me. What have I told you about sneaking around like that?”
“I kind of want to know, but I also kind of don’t.”
“Kill me if you must, but I will not bow to a King who wears a crown studded with jewels of every life he has ended.”
“I can’t remember the last time we had a moment alone.”
“Oh? Been thinking about me?”
“Well-”
“Oh gross! My eyes!”
“Knock next time!”
“Do you want a compliment?”
“Not particularly, no.”
“Well I’m gonna give you one anyway.”
41 blitzstone for the writing prompts please!
“Have you lost your fucking mind?”
He snaps at you scoldingly, standing in front of you with the first aid kit in hands. You just roll your eyes as you flop back on the couch, getting a little blood on the pillows, even though you know it’s just because Blitzen is worried about you. It isn’t that big of a deal though, you just tried to use too much magic and passed out in an alley for a few hours.
“I’m fine”
You sign back, wincing as the dwarf starts to clean the cuts and bruises you got from falling face first into the sidewalk.
“You are not, you could have died”
He huffs as he sticks a band-aid on your cheek. You pull a face at him before turning your head to the side, ignoring his ranting. Blitzen doesn’t appreciate that, poking and then lightly hitting you in the chest until you look back at him tiredly.
“Don’t ignore me, I’m serious”
He says before really starting to go off on you, a rant he’ll later deny was a rant.
“Blitzen”
You sign, trying to get his attention but he keeps going on about you taking too many risks. It’s so hard to get him to stop when he’s yelling at you. He only stutters off when you reach up and grab him by his tie.
“Hearth, what are you do-”
Blitzen starts to ask, clearly annoyed, but you pull him down and press your lips against his before he can finish. He stiffened a bit, still angry with you but as you pulled him closer he relaxed a little. He only started kissing you back when you wrap your hands around his hips and pull him onto your lap. You idly run a hand up his back before tangling it in his hair, feeling the dwarf gasp against your lips. You grin and tighten your grip before flipping him, pinning the shorter under you as you deepen the kiss, his hands gripping the front of your jacket. When you pull back Blitz’s face is flushed and his brown eyes hazed over a bit. You pap his face gently as you pull back
“I’m fine love. Also hungry, let’s get something to eat”
You sign before getting up. He pushes himself up as well, totally in a daze
“Uh-huh yeah… Wait a minute, I’m not done nagging you! Hearth, get back here you silly elf!”
“I am disappointed that…you know what disappointed doesn’t even begin to cut it. I am heartbroken by what you’ve chosen to do.”
“I didn’t mean to hurt-”
“I know. But you did anyway.”
“You know what you should do? Suck it up and tell her you love her.”
“You act like it’s so simple!”
“Or, you could just wait years and forever be nothing. Which would you prefer?”
scenarios:
lying on the couch on top of eachother, one combing their fingers through the other’s hair as they watch a movie
waking their partner up for work when they notice their alarm didn’t go off
alternatively: allowing their partner to sleep in because they were overworked anyway and need the rest.
one waking up before the other, so they make up their side of the bed and can’t help but tuck in their sleeping lover as they do so.
giving the other a spoonful of the meal they’re cooking to test it out, holding their hand under their chin so nothing falls.
one is sick, so the other heats up a blanket in the dryer to give it to them while they rest on the couch.
listening to music together while they both take the day to clean around the house (maybe even getting a little distracted to dance instead)
calmly reassuring the other it’s okay when they drop a glass, gently checking their hands for any injury.
wiping a bit of frosting (or smth else) off of their cheek while eating and taking it for themself
smiling across the table when their cheeks are full of food and look quite cute.
dialogue:
“can you turn the heat on? i’m getting cold…”
“you were talking about that table there being a little…bare, so i got you some flowers to put in it’s space.”
“stop singing into the broom and hurry so we can watch this movie!”
“you always fall asleep halfway into the episode.”
“move your blanket, i wanna lay down on your lap.”
“sweetheart, you look cute, but i’m gonna need the sweater.”
“i know we had it for dinner last night, but…” *sighs* “the things i do for you.”
“did you just put my hoodie in the wash?!” “yeah.” “love, my phone was in there!”
“come here, hold my hand.” “you’re washing the dishes.” “..i can do both…”
“i hope you don’t mind that i took that painting down, but i thought that picture of us looked a little better…”