- “You made me cookies?” - “Everything we stand for ment nothing after all.” - “You stole what?” - “You aren’t pathetic.” - “A dragon ate your homework?” - “I was suppose die you dumb ass!” - “You looked at me differently.” - “You work at a zoo now? Neat.” - “I’m being dead serious. I’m a vampire.” - “I’m not pregnant!” - “So instead of being normal, you started a revolution?” - “You found a child?” - “Oh c'mon you would have murdered that guy too.” - “The stars are pretty tonight, aren’t they?” - “You ever seen something as cool as this?” - “You never did understand the concept of being wrong.” - “So wait- hold up- you’re a mermaid?” - “I thought you were dead!” - “I know you love me and all but stop threatening the doctor.” - “How. THE FUCK. Are you- so motherfucking tall?” - “Did you just? You just- oh my god!” - “Everywhere I go there is this crow! I’m telling you!” - “ You fell in love with a vampire prince and didn’t bother to tell me?” - “I shit you not.” - “You? You know how to shoot a gun?” - “My man, I am high as a kite right now.” - “You aren’t leaving here without telling me who hurt you so I can take out a can of whoop ass and unleash it on their ass!” - “You just kissed me.” - “But you hate avocados.” - “I may be a vampire but I am a vampire of the sun, not the moon.” - “Hold up- just stop- just- what are you actually doing? It’s 2 AM!”
“I…care about you. More than you know. More than I’m willing to admit.”
This is mad cute 😂
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“I fell into your lap on accident oh god you’re so close now I can’t breathe”
“You’re cutting my hair and I’m trying not to focus on your hands in my hair and your breath on my neck”
“I scraped my knee and now your fixing it up and I swear if you don’t stop running your hands over my leg I will kick you”
“We may or may not be hiding in a locker and we may or may not be squished against each other”
“Hold me I’m cold…oh god you are VERY close is that my heart or freaking sonic stuck in my chest”
“Hey, you got something on your face let me get it for you, wait oh crap”
“We’re doing that trusting exercise of staring at each other for 5 minutes and the tension between us is suffocating”
“Here I’ll help you, I know first aid, just sit still”
“This sofa is very small and our legs are brushing and our shoulders touching and now you’re whispering something in my ear I can’t handle this”
“I did NOT mean to lean into you I just saw something okay I SWEAR”
“You tried to reach across me but your face got really close to mine and now we’re just staring at each other”
“I’m going to teach you how to dance, come here”
“You’re sounding awfully bloodthirsty for someone whose life ambition is to move to a peaceful farm somewhere far away from everything and live in idyllic bliss with your true love.”
1) A song, a notebook, a broken necklace
2) A spilt glass of red wine, sarcasm, one or two “accidental murders
3) A sliver, a bridge, summer
4) Water, a dark forest, a bedtime story
5) A sign, a world in ruins, a spark
6) A protest, a child, a ring
7) A bus out of town, midnight, time travel
8) Scars, a globe, a letter
9) A cupcake, a zombie, some glitter
10) A camera, a ghost, childhood friends reunited
Valentine’s Day is almost upon us and your OTP. And not all couples are going to be happy. So here are some angsty dialogue prompts, to help break a heart are two.
“You said forever!”
“We seemed to just always come up a little short.”
“Was loving me a joke?”
“I still love you, even after all that has happened.”
“Seven fucking years, and that’s all you have to say!”
“I was getting over you, why did you have to come back?”
“You’re not supposed to catch feelings for a bet.”
“Just this once, please stay.”
“I only ever wanted to hear that you loved me. Was I asking to much?”
“I love you, but I have to go.”
“I hate you so much.”
“I can’t love you the way you want.”
“You were and still are my everything.”
“I only tolerate you because we’re related, you know.”
“Funny. I was about to say the same thing about you.”
1. “You ate the last piece of pizza? I hope you die.”
2. “Since when are we friends? Oh, right, you needed that body to disappear.”
3. “When the moon is out, everything is silent, and when everything is silent, that’s when the world speaks volumes.”
4. “So, that was awkward.”
5. “No offense or anything, but, um, you’re crazy.”
6. “Everyone knows that, why else would I have garlic?”
7. “The Queen has spoken, your memes are dank.”
8. “When I spoke, I spoke with anger. I am sorry for telling you, you have a lopsided nostril, that was uncalled for.”
9. “I do not sound like that.”
10. “Do you even remember last night?”
11. “You punched someone twice your size? Why? Why are you so full of rage? You’re too tiny for this!”
12. “When I saw you, I knew for a fact that you were here to adopt a dog too.”
13. “The night was made for daring mistakes and fun, live a little.”
14. “Leave the moon out of this! She’s too pretty for you!”
15. “Just because I’m crazy doesn’t mean I don’t love dogs. I’m crazy, not a monster!”
16. “Whoa, dude, did that dog just speak to us?”
17. “Oh yeah, guess what? My dog is better than yours!”
18. “No one asked for your opinion, Susan!”
19. “Since when are bake sales so crazy?”
20. “Be myself? Really? Look where that got me so far!”
21. “Have I ever led you down the wrong path?”
22. “Magic tricks are cool and all, but have you ever seen a giraffe? Those long neck dudes are the coolest.”
23. “So, listen, when I was out last night, guess who I ran into?”
24. “Oh! I have a good idea! Kick them where it hurts!”
25. “I don’t know you very well, but I love the way your brain works.”