Prompt #730

“If you pick another fight today, I’m just going to turn around, go home, and leave you to it.”

Hi I’m Emily and this is my petty revenge. Two months ago I was dumped for being “too fucking fat” in my ex’s words. That moment I decided to lose weight not for him or for anyone else, but for me. My weight is something i’ve struggled with my entire life & I wanted to change that. I decided to try this fruit cleanse my bestfriend recommended. I was able to lose 33 pounds in 6 weeks with no change in diet and little exercise. It increased my metabolism and melted my fat away like wax. But calories weren’t the only thing I burned.

When I sent my ex this picture of my new body, he asked me back out. I said “no thanks…. your pencil dick is too thin” 💀💀

ten dialogue prompts - 17

major fluff below, too many angsty prompts lol

“Did you just kiss me?” “Was I not supposed to?” “I don’t know, but could you do it again?”

“I can’t believe you remembered.” “Of course I did, I know a lot of things about you. More than I care to admit.”

“You look…you look very nice. Beautiful, I mean. Damn, why can’t I speak?”

“You’re very warm, it’s comforting.”

“Falling in love with you wasn’t apart of my life plan, but I don’t regret that I did.”

“Stop flirting.” “I don’t plan to stop.”

“I might be in love with you.” “That’s great to hear since I am in love with you.”

“I’ll be yours until all the stars fall out of the sky.”

“You missed. Your lips were supposed to touch mine, you dingbat.”

“I never thought love could be anything like this.”

“Just…just tell me truth, please.”

“I don’t think you want to hear it.”

Ashley's Alphabetical Prompts

“At least you weren’t stabbed, because hello, I am bleeding.”

“Before you say that, let me pretend to be listening to music.”

“Can I make you stay?”

“Don’t touch that! You never listen!”

“Even I can see that, and I’m blind.”

“For once in your life, can you just not mess this up?”

“Great, fantastic, I’m so amazingly happy.”

“How about we scratch your plan and do this instead?”

“Imagine this, a world where fries fell from the sky. Cool, right?”

“Just kidding, I really don’t care.”

“Kill me, go ahead, don’t be upset if some very bitter people come after you, though.”

“Like, what if I did love you?”

“Man, I’m getting tired of this saving the world bullshit.”

“Nope. That’s a nope from me, goodbye.”

“Oh well, don’t mind me, I’m just enjoying the show.”

“Please, spare me the tears. I know where this is going, I’ll help you.”

“Queens don’t cry, remember?”

“Right then, that’s when I realized I was screwed.”

“So…who’s up for food?”

“Thank you, for you know, stopping him.”

“Ursula! From that Disney movie, The Little Mermaid? That’s who you look like.”

“Very glad you felt the need to share that quite personal information with me.”

“Where in the hell is my sister?”

“Xylophones are my comfort instrument.”

“You are the light of my life.”

“Zebras are such a cool animal, am I right? The stripes are on point.”

“I drive to school and you walk and I drive past you everyday and it’s below freezing and you’re still walking please just get in the damn car I’ll drive you” AU

- (@narcissisticfelix)

Random Writing Prompts

1. “You ate the last piece of pizza? I hope you die.” 

2. “Since when are we friends? Oh, right, you needed that body to disappear.”

3. “When the moon is out, everything is silent, and when everything is silent, that’s when the world speaks volumes.”

4. “So, that was awkward.”

5. “No offense or anything, but, um, you’re crazy.”

6. “Everyone knows that, why else would I have garlic?”

7. “The Queen has spoken, your memes are dank.”

8. “When I spoke, I spoke with anger. I am sorry for telling you, you have a lopsided nostril, that was uncalled for.”

9. “I do not sound like that.”

10. “Do you even remember last night?”

11. “You punched someone twice your size? Why? Why are you so full of rage? You’re too tiny for this!”

12. “When I saw you, I knew for a fact that you were here to adopt a dog too.”

13. “The night was made for daring mistakes and fun, live a little.”

14. “Leave the moon out of this! She’s too pretty for you!”

15. “Just because I’m crazy doesn’t mean I don’t love dogs. I’m crazy, not a monster!”

16. “Whoa, dude, did that dog just speak to us?”

17. “Oh yeah, guess what? My dog is better than yours!”

18. “No one asked for your opinion, Susan!”

19. “Since when are bake sales so crazy?”

20. “Be myself? Really? Look where that got me so far!”

21. “Have I ever led you down the wrong path?”

22. “Magic tricks are cool and all, but have you ever seen a giraffe? Those long neck dudes are the coolest.”

23. “So, listen, when I was out last night, guess who I ran into?”

24. “Oh! I have a good idea! Kick them where it hurts!”

25. “I don’t know you very well, but I love the way your brain works.”

Hey it's the Disney anon! Yeah I meant sort of live action BATB cause I love the Bucky fic you did😊 So if it's something you'd be happy to write for can I request a reader x gaston fic where they grew up together and she is in love with him but is convinced it isn't mutual & that he deserves better so doesn't tell him. Another guy asks her out & she accepts cause she thinks she should move on if gaston will never love her. But Gaston actually gets super jealous/possessive. Hope it's ok thanks❤

Pairing: Gaston x Reader Fandom: Disney ; Beauty and the Beast (2017)Warnings: /

A/N: asdfghjkl, I’m so glad you send me this request, I literally grinned so hard when I got it! I don’t normally post two things a day, but I literally had the easiest time writing this. This prompt gave me so much inspiration that I just typed it in one go and I’m actually quite happy with how it turned out. I hope you like it as well and if you have any other gaston x reader request please send them my way. I LOVE writing for him and the reader. (added Gaston to my fandoms list)

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“You’restaring again,” LeFou, who had seemingly sneaked up on you,whispered.

Youblinked a few times to break the spell you were under before andturned around, wanting to convince him that, no, you weren’t staringat Gaston like a fool in love. 

But the look he threw you was enoughto know that it wouldn’t work on him.

“It’snot like I don’t understand. And I’m certainly not the one to judgeyou,” he winked at you and you had to laugh a little. “But what Idon’t understand is why you don’t tell him. You’ve known eachother for so long..”

“OhLeFou. If only it were so easy. Look at him..-” he was currentlychasing Belle again. “He doesn’t feel the same and I doubt he everwill. He needs a woman who cooks for him and plays the good wife. Youand me both know that I’m not that kind of woman.”

“Neitheris Belle! Which is why he fancies her! So what makes you different?”

“I’ma huntress, LeFou. Belle and me are completely the opposite. If she’s his type then I’m most certainly not.”

“She’s beautiful. That’s why she’s his type. And do I need to remind you of your beauty?”

Yousighed and turned around to face your friend, smiling a little, thenhugging him.

Inthe meantime, Gaston gave up for today in chasing Belle andapproached the two of you.

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