Prompt #150

“If you get arrested, I don’t know you.”

“Dearest. Darling. Sweetheart,” the protagonist flatly recited the list of endearments the antagonist was most likely to wield in their conversations. “You’re play acting at intimacy again. God, it must be desperately lonely being you.” “Oh, love. I’m not the one play acting at anything - if I wanted to be intimate with you, baby, I’d bother to learn your name.”

i just need some rly fluffy Jared x Evan in my life,,, if you're able to? ty !!!

Enjoy! And doesn’t everyone need a little bit of fluffy JaredxEvan once in a while?

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“Evannnnnnn,” Jared whined as he curled further into the blankets. Evan sighed as he turned towards his boyfriend. “Jar-Jared you were just up, why didn’t you tu-turn off the lights before you climbed in bed?” Evan questioned as he stared at his boyfriend’s face.

“I forgot,” Jared once again whined. Evan would not get up, no matter what Jared did or tried, he would not get up, he was comfortable, he would stay in bed. “Well that’s ju-just too bad isn’t it? If you wa-want the light turned off, luckily I can sleep with or without the light on,” Evan gave his boyfriend a sly smile and shut his eyes.

“Evannnn, if you lovee me you would get up and turn it off,” Jared pouted. Evan opened his eyes once more and shook his head. Jared’s pout was adorable but Evan had to stay strong, he would not give in. “No Jared, go to sleep with the light on,” Evan stated. He once again closed his eyes until he felt Jared shove him lightly with his feet.

“Alright! Ja-Jared remove your feet!” Evan cried as he moved away from the coldness. Jared simply shot his boyfriend a smile as Evan got up to turn off the light. Once again he’d given into what Jared wanted but Evan couldn’t say no to him. “I love you,” Jared sighed as he lazily cuddled into his boyfriend.

“I love you too,” Evan smiled, making sure to keep Jared’s feet far away from his legs.

Random One Line Prompts

- “You made me cookies?” - “Everything we stand for ment nothing after all.” - “You stole what?” - “You aren’t pathetic.” - “A dragon ate your homework?” - “I was suppose die you dumb ass!” - “You looked at me differently.” - “You work at a zoo now? Neat.” - “I’m being dead serious. I’m a vampire.” - “I’m not pregnant!” - “So instead of being normal, you started a revolution?” - “You found a child?” - “Oh c'mon you would have murdered that guy too.” - “The stars are pretty tonight, aren’t they?” - “You ever seen something as cool as this?” - “You never did understand the concept of being wrong.” - “So wait- hold up- you’re a mermaid?” - “I thought you were dead!” - “I know you love me and all but stop threatening the doctor.” - “How. THE FUCK. Are you- so motherfucking tall?” - “Did you just? You just- oh my god!” - “Everywhere I go there is this crow! I’m telling you!” - “ You fell in love with a vampire prince and didn’t bother to tell me?” - “I shit you not.” - “You? You know how to shoot a gun?” - “My man, I am high as a kite right now.” - “You aren’t leaving here without telling me who hurt you so I can take out a can of whoop ass and unleash it on their ass!” - “You just kissed me.” - “But you hate avocados.” - “I may be a vampire but I am a vampire of the sun, not the moon.” - “Hold up- just stop- just- what are you actually doing? It’s 2 AM!”

“Just…just tell me truth, please.”

“I don’t think you want to hear it.”

Writing Prompt: Dialogue

“I got to admit, you’re really sexy with that gun. Terrifying, but sexy.”

“Whatever your problem is with me, you’re going to have to get over it for now.”

Prompt #128

Submitted by: Jammydoodler

“So… are… you…”

“A vampire? Yeah.”

“What? I wasn’t gonna ask you that.”

“What? Did you even know before I said that??”

“Of course, we’ve been together for three years. I was gonna ask if you were ok.”

“Why would you ask that?”

“Dude, you forgot your sunscreen. You look like you are about to die.”

“Hey what’s wrong? You’re crying.”

“Really? Thanks for telling me I had no idea.”

“You’re so beautiful, I just had to wake you up so I could see the colour of your eyes.”

“Next time, warn me when you’re going to go poetry book shopping.”