“Do You Ever Look Up And Wonder What Happened To All Those Stars?”

“Ah, yes. That’s something I would love to do with my boyfriend if he hadn’t run off to try and destroy the world. Not that I’m bitter.”

“I don’t like her when she’s around him. Her confidence disappears, and she becomes a whimpering ghost of herself.”

“Well, who do you think gave her her confidence in the first place? As far as he’s concerned, in his mind, he’s just taking back what’s rightfully his.”

“Nothing you could do. The sooner you accept that, the better off you’ll be.”

“You can’t imagine my happiness at the fact you lost.”

“All this arguing isn’t getting us anywhere.”

“Yes, let’s go explore a dark place late at night where there’s been rumors of monsters. What better way to spend my time?”

“I’m glad that you trust me so much, but I have no idea what I’m doing.”

“Make way for the glorious me! I’m here to spice up your miserable lives.”

Alphabet Sentence Prompts!

“Aren’t you going to say you’re sorry?”

“Barman, I’ll take a glass of alcohol, preferably with an umbrella!”

"Cry me a river.”

"Dude, this smells like my mother and trust me, that’s not a compliment.”

"Evidence points towards that A is an idiot.”

"Follow me, I’m the Alpha Idiot™.”

"Good things only come from danger.”

“Hey, that’s my food!”

“I have no idea how to not die here.”

“Jenga solves everything.”

“King or not, I don’t like you.”

“Look around, see that? That’s nobody caring about your opinion.”

“Maybe… I need you.”

“Naturally, we need to get bloody here.” (B: “No.”)

“Open up, I promise you’ll feel better.”

“Please say you’re here to stay.”

“Quit looking at me, you’re making me nervous.”

“Reach out your hand, I got you.”

“Sexy. And by sexy I mean disgusting.”

“Take me home.”

“Under the bed, now!”

“Voldemort was better than you.”

“Will you stop killing my mojo!”

“Xoxo” (B: [whisperes] “…gossip girl”)

“Young man, there’s no need to feel down, I said young man! Pick yourself off the ground!” (B: “Please stop quoting the YMCA”)

“Zippity zoopy, bring me that booty.”

“There’s something seriously wrong here. I mean, who the fuck wears high heels on a heist.”

“Nobody asked for your opinion, [X]. Don’t hate me just cause your weak ass ankles won’t let you be fancy.”

“If you get arrested, I don’t know you.”

Random Writing Prompts

1. “You ate the last piece of pizza? I hope you die.” 

2. “Since when are we friends? Oh, right, you needed that body to disappear.”

3. “When the moon is out, everything is silent, and when everything is silent, that’s when the world speaks volumes.”

4. “So, that was awkward.”

5. “No offense or anything, but, um, you’re crazy.”

6. “Everyone knows that, why else would I have garlic?”

7. “The Queen has spoken, your memes are dank.”

8. “When I spoke, I spoke with anger. I am sorry for telling you, you have a lopsided nostril, that was uncalled for.”

9. “I do not sound like that.”

10. “Do you even remember last night?”

11. “You punched someone twice your size? Why? Why are you so full of rage? You’re too tiny for this!”

12. “When I saw you, I knew for a fact that you were here to adopt a dog too.”

13. “The night was made for daring mistakes and fun, live a little.”

14. “Leave the moon out of this! She’s too pretty for you!”

15. “Just because I’m crazy doesn’t mean I don’t love dogs. I’m crazy, not a monster!”

16. “Whoa, dude, did that dog just speak to us?”

17. “Oh yeah, guess what? My dog is better than yours!”

18. “No one asked for your opinion, Susan!”

19. “Since when are bake sales so crazy?”

20. “Be myself? Really? Look where that got me so far!”

21. “Have I ever led you down the wrong path?”

22. “Magic tricks are cool and all, but have you ever seen a giraffe? Those long neck dudes are the coolest.”

23. “So, listen, when I was out last night, guess who I ran into?”

24. “Oh! I have a good idea! Kick them where it hurts!”

25. “I don’t know you very well, but I love the way your brain works.”

counting the steps to the door of your heart ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆

how to be a true YEARNER (jk yearn how u want)

⇴ person a watching person b trail further and further off, and person a is frozen in place. person b—though walking away—seems closer than ever through person a's gaze

⇴ being completely hyper-focused on a book, yet every page, every beautiful metaphor reminds person a of person b

⇴ you two are both lying next to each other and you feel asleep. the person next to you has to try their hardest to resist the urge to reach out and touch you. just one stroke of the cheek is all the desire—the chance to have their hands brush across your soft skin.

⇴ "i just can't do it man" "do what?" "i can't just sit in front of them and act like everything's normal. i want more, but i know that it would be wrong to have it. but i need them. i feel crazy—am i crazy?"

⇴ person a keeps thinking about person b, even though they've only met once. once their eyes meet person b's, everything slows. nothing else matters except for the smile on their face. something clicked.

⇴ "have i ever told you that you were the one thing that just made sense?" "no, but go on." and the other person malfunctions because... well where do they start. how do they go about this w/o rambling, or letting their true feelings out?

⇴ the constant need to reach out. the constant need to grab their hand, rub their arm, and put your head on their shoulder.

⇴ wanting to know everything about them—little or big: their daily schedule, what shampoo they use, whether they are feeling the same as you. any crumb of information would be satisfactory

⇴ anxiously bouncing your knee in hopes that you can see them and have a conversation. finding any excuse to come up and talk. you just want to see them and have your eyes fall on their silhouette.

⇴ they laugh at something you said, and the melodious sound of their chuckle carries around the room, gracing your ears. now, you start planning another joke, hoping to hear that warm sound again.

⇴ "i don't think i can hide it anymore. how it's like my heart is on the verge of a heart attack when you text me. how i've delved into all your favorite movies, books, and tv shows ever since you've told me about them. how i wanted to be close to you—not just physically."

⇴ "i kept doing all these things just to see if you would do them with me. i really wanted you to be there with me."

⇴ the way that everything is fine and under control until they take one look at your lips.

⇴ "you're doing that thing by the way. when you lie to make someone feel better? you bite the inside of your bottom lip and nod, then you make this really pitying look with your eyes. like a squinty thing." "...wow"

“I was scared you were going to confront me.”

“Do you know how ruined my sleep schedule is now?”

“That’s not a very nice thing to do, but I’m not a very nice person.”

“I know what you’re trying to do. Stop.”

“Yeah, sure, just waltz right in. You were totally welcome.”

“If I want to go swimming in the trash heap that is my room, I will, thank you very much.”