“I Love You.”

Alphabet Sentence Prompts!

“Aren’t you going to say you’re sorry?”

“Barman, I’ll take a glass of alcohol, preferably with an umbrella!”

"Cry me a river.”

"Dude, this smells like my mother and trust me, that’s not a compliment.”

"Evidence points towards that A is an idiot.”

"Follow me, I’m the Alpha Idiot™.”

"Good things only come from danger.”

“Hey, that’s my food!”

“I have no idea how to not die here.”

“Jenga solves everything.”

“King or not, I don’t like you.”

“Look around, see that? That’s nobody caring about your opinion.”

“Maybe… I need you.”

“Naturally, we need to get bloody here.” (B: “No.”)

“Open up, I promise you’ll feel better.”

“Please say you’re here to stay.”

“Quit looking at me, you’re making me nervous.”

“Reach out your hand, I got you.”

“Sexy. And by sexy I mean disgusting.”

“Take me home.”

“Under the bed, now!”

“Voldemort was better than you.”

“Will you stop killing my mojo!”

“Xoxo” (B: [whisperes] “…gossip girl”)

“Young man, there’s no need to feel down, I said young man! Pick yourself off the ground!” (B: “Please stop quoting the YMCA”)

“Zippity zoopy, bring me that booty.”

“Did I ever get a chance to say I’m proud of you?”

“Do you even want me around? ‘Cause you certainly don’t act like it.”

“Us misfits have to stick together or we’d have no one.”

“I shouldn’t be allowed to do anything when I’m this tired.”

“Look, you’re super clumsy and having you around this highly flammable project is like asking for trouble.”

“Bribing me with your cooking works every single time.”

Prompt #150

“Kill me if you must, but I will not bow to a King who wears a crown studded with jewels of every life he has ended.”

This doesn’t mean anything She tells herself Over and over It’s static Meaningless words She knows it’s a lie It means everything Everything she does means something Even turning on the light The light The light The light Four times Eight times Twenty-four times And closing the door The door The door The door Again and again It all means something It didn’t feel right the first So she’ll do it again On Off On Off Her phone is going to get messed up On Off She doesn’t care On It didn’t feel right Off Turn this off Make it stop Stop Stop Stop

A: “You suck!”

B: “If you’re lucky” *winks*

A: *sputters and blushes*

“I was going to have a nice quiet night of reading, but I guess I’ll be patching up your broken jaw instead.”

“Whatever your problem is with me, you’re going to have to get over it for now.”

“Please, please come back to me. I can’t do this without you. It wasn’t meant to be like this.”