“I fell into your lap on accident oh god you’re so close now I can’t breathe”
“You’re cutting my hair and I’m trying not to focus on your hands in my hair and your breath on my neck”
“I scraped my knee and now your fixing it up and I swear if you don’t stop running your hands over my leg I will kick you”
“We may or may not be hiding in a locker and we may or may not be squished against each other”
“Hold me I’m cold…oh god you are VERY close is that my heart or freaking sonic stuck in my chest”
“Hey, you got something on your face let me get it for you, wait oh crap”
“We’re doing that trusting exercise of staring at each other for 5 minutes and the tension between us is suffocating”
“Here I’ll help you, I know first aid, just sit still”
“This sofa is very small and our legs are brushing and our shoulders touching and now you’re whispering something in my ear I can’t handle this”
“I did NOT mean to lean into you I just saw something okay I SWEAR”
“You tried to reach across me but your face got really close to mine and now we’re just staring at each other”
“I’m going to teach you how to dance, come here”
“I don’t think I’m cut out for this whole ‘romance’ thing. A boy I like tried to flirt with me and I instinctively punched him in the face.”
“You didn’t break me. I was like this years before we ever met”
“Stop throwing rocks at my window.”
“Answer your door, then!”
“I got to admit, you’re really sexy with that gun. Terrifying, but sexy.”
“Oh my god,” person A breathes, tapping their friend on the shoulder and pointing. “Who are they?”
“Hm? Oh, that’s Person B. They started working here earlier this week, I think.”
“I’m going to marry them,” Person A mumbles. “I’m going to marry them and cherish them and have an adorable honeymoon and have kids together and it’s going to be perfect.”
“Yeah, sure, good luck with that.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“See that pin they have? See it?”
“…. yeah?”
“That’s the ace flag. You ain’t getting in their pants any time soon, pal.”
“Who said anything about getting in their pants? I want to know them, and love them, and be cute with them. If sex is off the table for them, it’s off the table for me.”
“Hi.”
“Hi? I have to find out that my dad is not my real dad, that I was living a lie my whole life and that my father is a strange man and then I meet the strange man and everything he has to say is ‘Hi’?”
This is mad cute 😂
edit: found the site for y’all Under Lucky Stars
❤️
Oh, in that case BTW, can we have some anxious first kiss prompts?
“What if I’m so terrible, you’ll never want to kiss me again?”
“Whatever happens, don’t make fun of me.”
“I barely even know what to do.”
“So, uh, who moves first? I should probably close my eyes, too.”
“Kill me if you must, but I will not bow to a King who wears a crown studded with jewels of every life he has ended.”
“I only tolerate you because we’re related, you know.”
“Funny. I was about to say the same thing about you.”