“How to…. tell if they’re…. into…. you” Person A mutters as they type in their google search.
Person B looks over their shoulder, “someone I should know about?”
“No one but you. Just want to see if you’re objectively into me.”
“We’re married, nerd.”
“Oh, were you talking to me? Do you think you even have the right to?”
“What can I say? I’m good at what I do.”
“I wasn’t exactly telling you what to do. They were just suggestions that you so happened to go with.”
“I don’t care what you have to say to me, but if I so much as hear one bad thing about them coming from your mouth, you’ll be sorry.”
“The taste of glory is sweet and I want to experience it again. Will you help me?”
“Trust me when I say you do not want to go in there. For good reason, I assure you.”
Give me more sweet OTP things.
Give me more of Person A nuzzling into Person B’s neck because they’re cold and tired, and Person B m e l t i n g.
Give me more slow dancing with no music, arms wrapped tightly around each other, breaths mingling.
Give me more of Person A playing with Person B’s fingers because they’re bored, tracing the skin, examining the scars.
Give me more soft kisses, lips barely touching, just chaste little things that leave both parties irrationally breathless.
Give me more humming in the kitchen, making brownies at 3 AM for no reason at all.
Give me more holding hands, that simple act nearly overwhelming one or both of them, thumbs stroking over knuckles, fingers interlacing.
Give me more of Person A helping Person B with simple tasks, like brushing their hair, or putting on jewelry, where it’s obviously an excuse to be close to each other, but neither are complaining.
Give me more picking out baby names, painting nurseries, and cradling their children.
Angst can be fun, and of course, passionate make-outs have their place, but please, I beg of you, GIVE ME MORE SWEET OTP MOMENTS!
“I can’t remember the last time we had a moment alone.”
“Oh? Been thinking about me?”
“Well-”
“Oh gross! My eyes!”
“Knock next time!”
“I fell into your lap on accident oh god you’re so close now I can’t breathe”
“You’re cutting my hair and I’m trying not to focus on your hands in my hair and your breath on my neck”
“I scraped my knee and now your fixing it up and I swear if you don’t stop running your hands over my leg I will kick you”
“We may or may not be hiding in a locker and we may or may not be squished against each other”
“Hold me I’m cold…oh god you are VERY close is that my heart or freaking sonic stuck in my chest”
“Hey, you got something on your face let me get it for you, wait oh crap”
“We’re doing that trusting exercise of staring at each other for 5 minutes and the tension between us is suffocating”
“Here I’ll help you, I know first aid, just sit still”
“This sofa is very small and our legs are brushing and our shoulders touching and now you’re whispering something in my ear I can’t handle this”
“I did NOT mean to lean into you I just saw something okay I SWEAR”
“You tried to reach across me but your face got really close to mine and now we’re just staring at each other”
“I’m going to teach you how to dance, come here”
1. “I thought you said you loved me?” 2. “I wish I’d never met you.” 3. “I thought you were better than that.” 4. “I’m so sorry, there was nothing else I could do.” 5. “I didn’t mean to, it was an accident I swear!” 6. “Sorry won’t fix this.” 7. “I should have seen this coming.” 8. “What? You think I care?” 9. “I just miss him/her so much.” 10. “Please don’t leave me, not again.” 11. “My biggest regret was loving you.” 12. “Get out. Now.” 13. “I never want to see you again.” 14. “How could you do this?” 15. “You’re fucking crazy.” 16. “My heart can’t do this.” 17. “Wow, you had to go there didn’t you?” 18. “I have never hated someone as much as I hate you right now.” 19. “You broke me.” 20. “I wish I could say I hate you.” 21. “I need you to stay.” 22. “(S)He’s gone.” 23. “I am done.” 24. “Why did you love me?” 25. “I’m not okay.” 26. “You have no idea who I am.” 27. “I need you more than anything else.” 28. “I can’t take this anymore.” 29. “I’m not going to sit and watch you destroy yourself.” 30. “Did you ever love me?”
A: “Let’s just forget this ever happened.”
B: “Agreed. But if we’re caught, you’re taking the blame.”
A: “This was your idea!”
A: “Hey–it’s okay, what’s wrong?”
B: “I’m sorry–I just thought something had happened to you. I don’t know what I would do …”
A: “I’m fine; I’m right here, see? Everything’s okay.”
A: “Is that my shirt?”
B: “Uh . . . maybe?”
A: “… you look better in it, anyway.”
A: “Hey–what the hell! You can’t just barge in here like that!”
B: “… Did you seriously just throw a ninja star at me?”
A: “It’s your fault for interrupting me! I was practicing my aim!”
B: “No kidding–you missed me by a mile.”
A: “Get. Out!”
A: “Ugh, kill me.”
B: “What’s wrong now?”
A: “Does something have to be wrong whenever I want to die?”
B: “Generally, yes.”
A: “… I’m bored.”
A: “You make some cute noises in your sleep.”
B: “W-what? Why were you watching me sleep? And besides–I don’t talk in my sleep and I never have!”
A: “Never said nothin’ about talking, sweetheart. Maybe some … moans.”
B: “ … I am going to kill you.”
A: “Do you ever think about . . . space?”
B: “. . . Are you high?”
A: “… Very.”
A: “I don’t dance.”
B: “Aw, c’mon! It’ll be fun!”
A: “I’m serious–I will embarrass you and the entirety of the human race in the process.”
B: “You can’t be that bad.”
A: “Oh, believe me, I am.”
A: “Uh-oh.”
B: “You broke it!”
A: “No–this is your fault!”
B: “C’s going to kill you!”
A: “This was your idea, jackass!”
A: “Hey–are you listening to me?”
B: “What? I can’t hear you from down there.”
A: “I AM NOT THAT SHORT, YOU JERK!”
B: “Oh, I can hear you now. And yes, you really are.”
Imagine Peter having a Crush on You but he doesn’t know what to do other than lots and lots of cheesy pick up lines. (Requested by anon)
(I’m tumblr trash shhhh)
“Hey. (Y/n).” There was a whizz and suddenly Peter was sitting - or rather lying- on the desk which you’d been doing your homework on.
“Hello.” You said with a slight laugh, “What are you doing, Peter?”
“No, but you could be.” He winked cheesily, sliding off your desk.
“What-” Oh, doing Peter.
He laughed, “Sorry, I’m not very good at this.”
“At doing yourself?” You teased.
He rolled his eyes, “You’re just as bad, Missy.”
“Oh, and you would know I suppose?” You leaned forward, on your elbow on your desk.
Peter glanced around and then with a whoosh, he was gone.
Walking down the hallway of the mansion the next morning you were suddenly stopped by Peter standing in front of you.
“Hello.” You said hesitantly.
“We have Chemistry right?” He suddenly blurted.
“As our next class?”
“Um yeah sure. See you when we have chemistry!” And he was gone, his hands leaving your shoulders as fast as they’d appeared there.
When you arrived in your next class with Peter he came to apologise to you.
“Hey (Y/n). Sorry about earlier. I’m feeling a bit off today.” He paused and then a grin spread over his features, “But you definitely turn me-” He broke off laughing. “I’m sorry I can’t do this.”
He vanished again, leaving you standing in the corridor again, as confused as ever.
It was when you were sitting out on the grass with some friends, doing your homework and just talking when Peter next appeared.
You saw him out of the corner of your eye. He seemed to be slowly making his way over to you and his friends but he kept stopping to pick something up. Or somethings.
As he got closer you realised they were limes. He saw you and waved, dropping all the limes.
“Oh my god.” You muttered, getting up and running over to him to help.
“I’m sorry.” He said, being very clumsy with the limes.
“It’s ok-”
Peter suddenly looked up at you, locking eyes. “Sorry. I’m bad at pick up limes.”
You stared at him, the smile spreading across your lips, before you grabbed him by the collar, pressing his lips to yours. You felt him smile before he kissed you back, dropping all the limes around you.
When you pulled away, unable to keep the grin off your face, Peter smirked at you. “So uh.. hey, will you go out with me then?”
“Yes you dork.”
And he kissed you again.
“Why do we find ourselves in these situations so often?”
“I know who I’m blaming and it’s not me.”
“It was too good to be true, but alas, this is how it was meant to be. Was that dramatic enough?”
“That shouldn’t be able to happen.”
“You scared me. What have I told you about sneaking around like that?”
“I kind of want to know, but I also kind of don’t.”
“He’s respectable, but, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.”
“We only want to borrow the bar.”
“You said I’d have proper training!”
“No! I’m tired of doing what you say.“
"You must find it before the others do.”
“You’re too good for this world.”
“Oh my God. You’re in love with her/him.”
“Yeah, well it wasn’t funny.”
“It’s your turn to make dinner.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got you.”
“I’ve been waiting a long time for you.”
“I swear, I’m not crazy!”
“Go and live with her/him, then! See if I care.”
“You’re a nerd.”
“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
“I’m ready to try again, if you are?”
“If we both stick to the story, they can’t prove anything.”
“Do you think he/she crashed the car on purpose?”
“Is that my sweater/shirt?”
“If only I’d just gone over when she/he called.”
“You must find it before the others do.”
“I think the room is bugged.”
“That’s starting to get annoying”
“The landlord changed the locks.”
“You’re cute when you’re sleepy”
“I did a pregnancy test.“
"You had time to call the police. Why didn’t you?”
“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
“It’s cute when you blush.”
“How long have you been standing there?”
“You’re seriously a man-child.”
“Is there alcohol?”
“I told you, no more pets.”
“You’re bleeding all over my furniture.”
“Are you coming to bed?”
“You belong to me and you need to accept it.”
“I’m kind of a big deal.”
“I just want a nice, easy life. What’s wrong with that?”
“A smart alec witch, how original.”
“I have to take you to the doctor.”
“You were meant to be watching him/her!”
“Well, this is where I live.”
“You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”
“I’m late.”
“I’m early.”
“Get out of the shower!”
“You smell like a wet dog.”
“Oh yes. We’re on.”
“The library is free.”
“You gotta get us a decent place.”
“Well, someone should sue them.”
“Can I ask you something?”
“When I’m as far away from you as possible.”
“That’s brilliant. That’s brilliant! Let’s do it!”
“Oh God, he’s serious.”