Latest Posts by batdent - Page 2

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

there needs to be a cultural shift in america like im not talking about culture war bullshit i mean the average american needs to learn to care about their community and the rest of the world and not be a self-absorbed asshole with a "fuck you i got mine" attitude.

lili reinhart they could never make me hate you or even slightly dislike you 🤍

NEW BROBECKS MUSIC NEXT YEAR

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

tyler the creator idkhow crossover because they both have this mask of themselves thing going on which i think is very cool :D

its sooo hard to make friends wth. i am in college i go to all the clubs, i study outside, i do everything they tell you to :((

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

you know shit went down when it’s three ex buzzfeed employees apologizing on a couch

I am watching the first episode of school spirits and the use of phoebe bridgers I know the end in the FIRST EPISODE!!!

Almost made me cry

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

I was driving around with my mom today and she got a text from my dad, so I started reading it out for her. Apparently this man finishes all of his texts with this emoji

🧙🏻‍♂️

I though that that was just a one time thing for when he texted me. Nope, all of the other texts without my dad's wizard sign off are out of the norm.

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

This is the only tiktok you'll ever need, I've made about 13 of these and I'm not stopping anytime soon

Uh oh :(

A ttrpg where every encounter that would normally need a dice roll is decided by one of those stupid fortune telling games.

One player uses an 8 ball, one uses the little paper thing, one uses the name compatibility website , etc.

A ttrpg where every encounter that would normally need a dice roll is decided by one of those stupid fortune telling games.

One player uses an 8 ball, one uses the little paper thing, one uses the name compatibility website , etc.

Me with collecting cool quarters

Would you rather $1 million or a disgusting old penny

There is a little Cupid following all of us around we just have to be willing to let ourselves get hit!!!! Fall in love with something about life because there is so much to love!!! People, nature, music, food, animals!! Love something and everything is so much brighter!!!!!

I love love!!!! Seeing people happy and in love legit makes me so happy. The cute little things that people do when they are in love!!!! The little actions people do when they have crushes!!!! The way someone face lights up when they love a topic!!!! When people make things for people they love!!! It's all so cute and I'm so jealous!!!! Being in love is so lovely!!! Self love, platonic love, familial love, romantic love, love of things!!!! I love when people love!!! Love is the best part of humanity!!!Find something to love!!!!

I love love!!!! Seeing people happy and in love legit makes me so happy. The cute little things that people do when they are in love!!!! The little actions people do when they have crushes!!!! The way someone face lights up when they love a topic!!!! When people make things for people they love!!! It's all so cute and I'm so jealous!!!! Being in love is so lovely!!! Self love, platonic love, familial love, romantic love, love of things!!!! I love when people love!!! Love is the best part of humanity!!!Find something to love!!!!