Hi, Ummm. This Is Awkward. Haha. Yeah Um Do You Think You Could Push Your Boulder Up Somewhere Else?

"I accept this risk. Now drop your pants."

-our warlock to a frightened warrior

When your character realizes her LI was raised in a horrible place, but he keeps arguing that it is totally “normal”.

A pint sized, hyperactive assassin with a penchant for poison, adoption, and sharp objects.

describe your dnd characters in the worst way possible

Remember, if you fall off the stage: leg extended, boobs up.

Tess (aka Cher), giving us all essential life advice (via thisliveblog)

"I have lost control of this game."

Matt’s reactions during the “magic poo” conversation (AKA the best ones) Requested by anon.

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

GM: I mean, none of them are dying… Player: That’s good! GM: … because they’re dead. Player: That’s bad.

How very depressing that Neil Gaiman had trended not even a tiny bit for demonstrating what a fucking horrific person he is.

As a reminder, he's suing Caroline Wallner, one of his accusers, for breaking her NDA. Not for libel. He's saying she shouldn't have told anyone about it, not that she lied.

Vulture

Neil Gaiman Seeks $500,000 From Accuser Caroline Wallner

The author says Wallner broke her NDA by sharing her story with the media, including with New York Magazine.

He doesn't need the money. He's risking the Streisand effect. He is punishing Caroline, he's trying to intimidate other victims who have signed NDAs to scare them into continued silence.

He is no friend to women, to the LGBTQIA+ community, to anyone quite frankly unless he thinks they are of value to him.

Share the story. Put it on Facebook and bluesky and whatever else you're on. Make it clear what a horrifying person he is. Tell your friends. He's paying Edendale a fortune to try and cover this up. Make this hard for him. Make it cost him money.

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Fight against & romance the one hunting for your soul in A Date with Death, a romance chat simulator where you date(?) the Grim Reaper h

A Date with Death is free to play, or grab the DLC to add new customization options, choices and a brand new ending to the game!