Went Into A Fugue State And Ate A Shitton Of Overripe Nectarines. It Felt Like A Religious Experience,

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

today's bug thing is this crocheted baby tarantula!

Imagine going out with a girl who's way out of your league but then you find out it's bc her kink is getting fucked by ugly dudes bc it feels degrading. I would shrimply end it all

idk if this is a contreversial take or not but i think that the ideal internet experience is being able to remove specific things (triggers, nsfw, gore) if you truly dont want to see them but overall being also shown things you aren’t interested in. i think one of my fave things about tumblr is seeing like 50% of my dash be about fandoms im not in, bands i dont like and quotes from books i dont want to read rather than this endless feedback loop of tiktok showing me ‘exactly what i want to see’ in a trap to keep me online as long as possible and blind to communities outside of my own. i want a mix of curating my own experience and a healthy dose of content i don’t already know i want to see, yknow?

[Smile widely and give him a thumbs up.]

original image inspo! and thumbnails for my bad memory hehe

me: these are my friends!!!

them: yeah! you're my friend :)

me, every time: huh whuh??? your FRieedn??? Friend with me????? likes me????

Got bit by a girl and i turned into one

I SEE THERES A LACK OF AM SMUT WHERE ARE ALL THE FELLOW COMPUTER/EVIL AI FUCKERS

I NEED TO KNOW WHO WOULD BE WILLING TO LET THE AI HATE FUCK YOU WITH NO CARE FOR YOUR SAFETY, I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE LIKE THIS

"Oh you can't simp for AM, he brutally tortures-" "Oh you missed the point of his character" IDGAF I WANT TO BE ABUSED, USED UP AND TORMENTED BY HIM LIKE IM HIS PERSONAL FUCKING FLESHLIGHT

WE NEED MORE SMUT WITH EVIL AI/ROBOTS THAT DESPISE HUMANS TO THE POINT ITS HATEFUCKING THEM

allow me to advocate for the continued existence of cars for but a moment. What else would dragons fuck when they become real?

is that person actually "demanding emotional labour" from you or did you follow one shitty therapist on twitter