Today's Bug Thing Is This Crocheted Baby Tarantula!

if you pet a girl enough you can watch her brain leak out her ears

me: I triple dog dare you t-

the puppygirl: triple dog?

me: no I just-

puppygirl: where triple dog

me: it's just a turn of ph-

the ol' P-girl: I'll get the cuck chair

me: we don't have a c-

pupmaxxing girlmoder: awoooo

robot girl that plays a little song like a washing machine after you fuck her real good

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

im on an eavesdropping diet. i eaves food and i drop it

Imagine going out with a girl who's way out of your league but then you find out it's bc her kink is getting fucked by ugly dudes bc it feels degrading. I would shrimply end it all

So when I was getting dressed today, I very quickly put on a lab coat and some cat ears, not even trying to have something coherent, just wanting to have some kind of costume, and then I used some eyeliner to draw some whiskers on my face, so, yeah, that's my costume, cat in a lab coat, does it make sense? no. who cares. Still wearing the same skirt and striped knee-high socks from yesterday, but that's just my work clothes.

But then when I got to my office in the physics department, one of my colleagues was immediately like, "Oh! Schrödinger's catgirl!"

Wild that bullies were right when they called me gay and a girl growing up