Robot Girl That Plays A Little Song Like A Washing Machine After You Fuck Her Real Good

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

i went to i love you island

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

what’s the word for post nut clarity but for situations

dune has the best women characters because there's no fake girl power hand-holding trying to over-justify their unethical decisions or make them badass. instead they're all mask-off cringe fail bioengineers and deranged cult leaders, in some cases before they're even born

lmao.

*tucks you in*

*gives you a glass of water*

lmfao.

*turns down the lights to your preferred level of dimmness*

*turns on your fan to keep the room cool and give you some gentle white noise*

goodnight.

treated myself to a little 'sleeping for eight hours' last night but i need to be careful lest i grow dependent on such luxuries

Wild that bullies were right when they called me gay and a girl growing up

oftentimes when you look back on media you enjoyed as a child it's like hello why did they let a 14 year old fight a dragon? but star wars holds up. luke is 19. his reaction to losing his whole family is to say "alright, let's do this. I'm gonna learn to meditate and hire a sexy drug dealer and his friend who's a furry to be my uber across the galaxy so I can blow up a fascist government" that's something only a 19 y/o would do

a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone