if gods allowed that, I will kill all the gods
Percival de Rolo 🔥
Little maestroÂ
And Dandy-hiss !
I checked at least one of the Ace tags and saw NONE of these images so I’mma post them myself.Â
*Cries over how fucking perfect he is*
heLLO SWEATY can i have burgess, laffitte, and van augur crack headcanons thxz sweaty uwu
I WILL END YOU
Burgess:
Hishair is not naturally purple, it’s dyed. Somehow Shiliew found outand now Burgess threatens to launch buildings at him if he eventhinks of mentioning it.
Un-ironicallylikes ‘DO YOU EVEN LIFT’ shirts and 'I WEAR BLACK BECAUSE IT’S AFUNERAL FOR MY FAT’
Hisfavorite food is a strawberries n’ cream shake.
Laffitte:
Youmight think he has soft luxurious hair… But it’s actually quitegreasy. Even if he bathed every single day, he’d never have it cleanfor long. Real reason for piracy: good shampoo.
Wouldtotally shop at Forever 21 and buy those 'I HATE MONDAYS’ jackets.
Leastfavorite food is porkchops. Everyone else on the crew LOVESporkchops. He is burning, save him.
Augur:
Triedstraightening his hair once and he looked like a total utter jabrony.Regretted it heavily, never touched his hair since.
Is anaccidental sugar daddy as in he can’t STAND off-brand. He’ll buy hiscrewmates from whatever name brand because he can’t fucking standbOOTLEGS.
Despitelooking like he eats like a bird, he could destroy an entire buffetin one sitting and gain nothing from it. Lucky bastard.
DocQ (Fuck you):
Hishair is the third softest in the group. (First being Blackbeard,second being Catarina) He’s actually quite proud of how nice his hairis. It gives him a lil confidence boost.
Noone knows where he got his fur coat. One day he just showed up withit on, even though it was 100 degrees. It is a mystery.
If hecould, he would only eat ketchup chips. God help him
oh no he’s leaking
The whole disaster squad is here
Some little gifs I made inspired of photos :)Â
Wrong feather
Initial Duck
샌드위치  ^^Â
y’all wanted more Zeppelis, y’all gonna get more Zeppelis
This is a whole bunch of thoughts I’ve been brewing w my wife @hearditbothways in our wider university/modern au where everyone lives, nobody’s evil, (and also stands still exist but everyone just uses them for domestic /mundane purposes)
Might do the Joestars next but theirs is way more buck wild than this lmaooo
Some notes about the family in the au under the cut:
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The best little dragon and little dragonfly :)
Spyro and Sparx !!