Latest Posts by cekillia - Page 7

not to vagueblog but some of you are clearly experiencing dragon madness

lore mode

me every time I post something

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

some gay little sits

you want to help stop tumblr from murdering itself? here's how!

click this link and go to the support page, then click "contact support"

click on the category list and click on feedback

now you need to tell staff WHY putting in an algorithm will cause the site to fucking die, and be sure to be detailed and not a dick in it. theyre not gonna listen to feedback calling them assholes

viola, if @staff listens, we'll be fine

i encourage you to reblog this so we can get as many people leaving feedback as humanly possible. we need to let staff know this is an utterly terrible idea

evil clown school. annnd post

fellas is it gay if u swooned and got kissed by your local clown

Branzy meister n Clownpierce scythe weapon fr a Soul Eater AU ^_^

okay fine you guys win here's minecraft youtubers

hi (explodes into a pile of autistic dust)

i drew trackpad them

In honour of disability pride month, we made a disability Pride Knight! Stay proud! ⚔️🌈

Have faith in me!

[Day 26]

Time set after bigbs death probably

Props to anyone that knows where the quote is from >:) (i had this idea in my notes for over a year LMAO)

🌿 dying legend 🌿

I find it funny whenever I get complimented for my “serious face” in photos because I think I just look like I’m bored or plotting a murder.

she's so fucking mean 2 me

stop slouching

I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

if youre gonna fuck the robot, fuck the robot the way god intended

queen of ithaca :D

i think this is dumbest thing i’ve made yet, but here you go

Hornet’s reaction to being told to mop

@chubbs-the-fish

ugly

I hate you