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THE WINTER SOLDIER ✪

MARVEL WHAT IF (2021 - 2023)

2x02 What if Peter Quill Attacked Earth's Mightiest Heroes ?

I NEED this

in universe howling commandos hbo war documentary a la band of brothers please and thank you

(bucky and steve watch together in horror/fascination)

Thor: Do you have a bag I can borrow?

Loki: The only bags I have are those under my eyes and they are specifically designed to carry the weight of my existence.

Thor: All you had to do was say no.

That sounds like the perfect breeding ground for chaosand shenanigans, love it

I’m begging for you to tell me about “Why is Captain America on tumblr??”

Steve Rogers has tumblr. He is in a captian america fan group. Bucky is also in that fan group. He has just broken free from the winter soldier conditioning and they start talking. What happens when the avengers find out who he's talking too? :3

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

relatable

'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

realistically, Steve's magnetic arm band thing from AoU that brought his shield back to him could never malfunction ever. Because it's Stark tech.

But imagine if it did one day because he tripped on the stairs and all 200 pounds of patriotic muscle landed squarely on it. so it just started yanking every thing even vaguely attracted to magnets right out of its place. imagine.

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Steve: *reaches for his shield mid mission*

Clint:

Steve:

Clint:

Steve:

Steve: what-

Clint, firmly attached to Steve's arm by his belt: YOU TELL ME

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Steve: *stretches*

Tony, holding onto the refrigerator for dear life as it barrells down the stairs and right into Steve's face: *SCREECHING*

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Steve, final-showdowning: five

Villain of the week: do I absolutely have to wait for your shield or can I go-

Steve: FOUR

Villain:

Steve: three

Steve: twO

Villain: I have to pick my daughter from ballet man

Steve: ONE

Steve: BOOM

Villain:

Villain: is that a paperclip-

Steve, crying: shut up

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Steve: oh my god. Oh my god I'm so sorry I didn't mean to do that I promise oh my fucking god-

Natasha: okay you need to fix that thing

Steve: I PROMISE I WILL

Natasha: aight

Steve: ...

Steve, trying his best to dispel the mortifying awkwardness: so do you always keep an iron knife in your bra or-

Natasha: please stop talking

I need to start using these, they are absolutely brilliant

I'm starting a collection

You get isekai'ed into the last fanfiction you WROTE

Reblog for sample size or perish