Of Course Catnap’s Helmet Is The Only One With Blinkers…it’s So They Know When He’s Sleeping

Simeon and Solomon: *chuckles*

Simeon: I shouldn't have asked Luke to wake them up.

Solomon: Oh come on. Let Luke have his fun. He's been waiting for this.

Luke: *snuggling against MC, sharing with their blanket*

Barbatos: *enters the room* What's taking you so lon— Oh. *smiles*

Simeon: Can the breakfast wait?

Barbatos: Absolutely. Young master can starve for a few minutes.

Solomon: That's bad. *chuckles*

Luke: *rubbing the drowsiness from his eyes*

Luke: I'm sorry for being late... MC won't wake up.

Diavolo: Oh? *amused face*

MC: I don't remember being woken up.

Simeon: I agree. Luke, I think you went straight ahead and sleep with them.

Luke: But I really tried...

MC: That's enough now. We're already late for school. Not that it matters because the demon prince is here.

Diavolo: *laughs* Is this power-tripping?

MC: Sure does. *laughs with him*

MC: Anyway, has anyone seen my phone?

Solomon: I think Barbatos is keeping it?

Barbatos: I have to. The brothers won't stop texting you, begging you to come back.

MC: *sigh* I'll come back to them after a year. That's the deal you have with them, right?

Luke: Just a year? I thought you will live with us permanently.

Diavolo: All hell will break loose if they do that.

Simeon: *laughs* Let's just enjoy this year together.

✿ - bad habit

I know I’ll be in your heart til the end.

✿ - your boyfriend agrees to letting you cockwarm while you work on your research papers, unbeknownst to you —- you’re driving him insane.

✿ - cw: cynoxfem!reader, cockwarming, vaginal penetration, cervix fucking, breeding, biting, size kink.

✿ - a/n: still trying to figure out how I wanna write him, but anyways thank you to my beta readers @bubble4u @rczc & @kazuwhora

Cyno’s will is strong, stronger than any impregnable defense — damn near unbreakable even, although.. with each clench of your cunt, Cyno can feel his resolve slowly starting to deteriorate.

He closes his eyes tightly, brows furrowing in annoyance. He’s thanking the gods that luck is on his side today — it’s almost unbearable how good you feel around him, your welcoming heat squeezing around his cock involuntarily as you continue jotting down your thesis statement for your research, the sounds of your pen dragging across the papers was causing him to lose more of his sanity.

He mumbles a curse in his native tongue underneath his breath. What makes this worse is that every time you scoot your body closer to the desk, you unintentionally grind yourself against his lap, causing more of him to sink inside you.

He grunts, hands registering on your hips as his fingers dig into the softness of your flesh, holding you firmly in place. His action nearly startles you — causing you to look up from work to stare at him. “Is there a problem?”

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The NRC students: *are visibly confused as to why there's a kid in the Orientation*

Kid MC: *wearing a smaller version of the ceremonial robe*

Kid MC: Dad?

Malleus: Yes? *carrying them in his arms*

Kid MC: These feel like my pajamas.

Malleus: Do you feel cozy in it?

Kid MC: *nods* I don't think I can study while wearing this.

Malleus: *chuckles* Don't worry. There's another uniform you're going to use. The ceremonial robes are only for formal events.

Lilia: Malleus, it's time for MC to know which dorm they're going to be in.

Malleus: Would that be necessary? I'm sure they'll be in Diasomnia.

Lilia: Malleus, we still need to follow the protocol.

Malleus: *sigh* Fine.

Vil: Is there a reason why we have a literal kid here in Night Raven College?

Rook: I heard they're Roi du Dragon's adopted child.

Vil: Ah...

Kalim: Jamil! Jamil! Do you think they will be in our dorm?

Jamil: I doubt that.

Cater: Aww~. Look at them, Trey. Do you think they're going to be in Heartslabyul?

Trey: I don't mind having a kid over. Right, Riddle?

Riddle: *examining them* Hm. Yes.

The Dark Mirror: Please state your name.

Kid MC: MC Draconia!

Malleus: *smiles*

The Dark Mirror: The nature of your soul is...

Malleus: Diasomni—

The Dark Mirror: Pomefiore.

Vil: What?

Rook: *clapping*

Malleus: ...

Kid MC: Dad? My dorm is Pomefiore!

Malleus: ...

Malleus: No, it's Diasomnia. That was just a mistake. *about to leave the venue*

Vil: I'm not all enthusiastic about this. Rook, get our student.

Rook: Oui!

Sebek: Don't be sad, Waka-sama!

Malleus: I'm not sure if I can do that, Sebek.

Lilia: *chuckles* Oh, Malleus. Why are you acting like your child is never independent?

Lilia: They're going to be fine.

Silver: I agree with father. And Mr. Vil Schoenheit reassured you that he will take care of them.

Malleus: I don't need a stranger taking care of my child, Silver.

Silver: ...

Silver: MC will start their first class in a few hours. Would you like to check on them?

Professor Trein: Is everything clear?

Kid MC: *raises their hand* Professor!

Professor Trein: Yes?

Kid MC: Can I borrow this book? I didn't get to finish reading pages 206-209.

Professor Trein: Sure. But don't forget to do your homework. *giving them a chocolate bar*

Kid MC: Thank you, Professor!

Professor Trein: Now run along.

The other students: That's unfair, Professor! Why do they get to be dismissed early?!

Professor Trein: *frowns at them* Kids don't have long attention lifespan. And I don't want them to get bored in my history class.

Ace: *hides under his desk* Wow! You're playing favorites, Professor!

Professor Trein: Who said that?

Epel: How's your class, MC?

Kid MC: I got a chocolate bar!

Vil: Uh-huh. And what do we do with sweets?

Kid MC: I eat them.

Vil: ...

Epel: *laughs*

Vil: *sigh* Epel, just make sure this child brush their teeth later. Especially before sleeping.

Epel: Yes, sir.

Sebek: LITTLE HUMAN!!!

Silver: You don't have to shout, Sebek.

Malleus: *smiles* MC.

Kid MC: Dad! *runs to him*

Malleus: I've been looking for you everywhere.

Kid MC: My classes finish early than the others!

Malleus: Oh?

Vil: Yes. The headmage and all the teachers made an arrangement where they're going to have four hours of classes everyday.

Vil: You're free to take them to your dorm after they're done with school work, but you have to bring them back to Pomefiore before bedtime.

Malleus: Can't they just sleep in my dorm?

Vil: No. I'm their housewarden.

Epel: Don't worry, Mr. Malleus, sir. I'm sharing a room with them.

Kid MC: Hm! Epel is the manliest guy in Pomefiore! He can fight bad guys with his bare fists!

Epel: Hehe, you flatter m—Eek!

Malleus: Oho...? He could?

Silver: Malleus... It's not the place to be jealous...

Sebek: LITTLE HUMAN!!! DON'T FORGET THAT WE'RE ALL LOYAL TO WAKA-SAMA!!!

Kid MC: Yeah! You don't have to tell me, Sir Sebek!

Vil: MC, have you forgotten about acting all dainty?

Kid MC: *pouts*

Kid MC: But it's too late for me to do that now!

Vil: Do it.

Kid MC: *pouts again*

Kid MC: *looks at Malleus*

Kid MC: Dad~? Do you think I look stupidly cute today? *blink* *blink*

Vil: *facepalm*

Malleus: You're the most adorable child I've ever seen. *chuckles*

So me and @qxurugosk were discussing about Z and Gale being a duo space riders and one thing led to another and now we have Bullfuckery

Riddle's mom: It seems you are fine now. I've already asked someone to arrange your luggage. You're going home with me and you'll be transferring to a more prestigious school—

Riddle: I'm not going, mother. I'm staying here in Night Raven College.

Riddle's mom: What? After you were attacked by that— Monstrous being?!

Riddle: They didn't attack me! I was the one who lost control over myself!

Riddle's mom: That is completely impossible, Riddle! You? Went on a rampage? I didn't raise you to be like that!

Riddle: BUT YOU DID!

Riddle's mom: ...

Riddle: Mother... You've never allowed me to have fun. To play with my peers. You made me study day and night, watching what I eat, how I act, and everything.

Riddle: You've never let me do things on my own.

Riddle: You said I would be happy following those rules.

Riddle: I've hold onto that, mother. Until I couldn't.

Riddle's mom: ...

Riddle's mom: I gave you everything, Riddle. Because I wanted the best life for you—

Riddle: NO, YOU DID NOT! THE LIFE YOU WANT FOR ME IS NOT THE LIFE I WANT!

Riddle: Even now, all you want to do is ruin the things I've made for myself.

Riddle: My friends, my school life... Mother, I've spent all the years of my childhood listening to you.

Riddle: This time, would you please listen to me?

Trey: *enters the room MC is in*

Trey: MC?

MC: *looks at him* *their eyes widening a little*

Trey: *smiles* I've got you some cake. *goes and sits next to them*

MC: ...

MC: *grunts* *pointing at the bandages*

Trey: *chuckles* I'm fine. Professor Crewel made sure I didn't have any serious injuries.

MC: *grunts in satisfaction*

Trey: How about you?

MC: ...

Trey: Oh, right. Wait. I'm sure I have a paper and pen here... There. *hands it to them*

MC: *writes*

MC: 'Will they take me away?'

Trey: No. Riddle's mother changed her mind. She said she made a grave mistake accusing you of terrorizing the students.

MC: ...

MC: 'Are you not scared?'

Trey: Of you?

MC: *nods*

Trey: *smiles* No. *pats their back, then rubs it comfortingly*

Trey: Eat this cake and let's get out of here.

Idia: Riddle's mother is lucky.

Ortho: She is. If she had refused to listen to Riddle Rosehearts, we would be forced to erased some of her memories.

Idia: I still prefer the latter, however, father mentioned that I should only use it in the worst case scenario.

Ortho: I hope we don't need to come to that.

Idia: Hm.

Ace: Are you okay?! And were you crying?! *holding their face*

MC: *grunts*

Trey: I didn't notice.

MC: *grunts* *smiling*

Trey: *laughs* I see. The cake made you feel better.

Cater and the other students: *standing away from them*

Deuce: What's wrong?

Cater: It's nothing. We just don't want to crowd around them.

Heartslabyul student A: Right. I think anyone would need some space after that incident.

MC: *looks at them*

The Heartslabyul students: ...

MC: *open their arms wide*

Cater: ...

Cater: Do you... Do you want to hug us?

MC: *grunts* *nodding*

Cater and the Heartslabyul students: ...

*runs to hug them while cheering*

Ace: Hey! Hey! No, no!

Trey: *laughs* Too late, Ace.

Riddle: *walks them back to Ramshackle dorm*

Riddle: I apologize on the behalf of the Heartslabyul students. I swear they're rowdy most of the time.

MC: *looks at him, seems want to be reassured about something*

Riddle: ...

Riddle: *smiles* I no longer have bitter feelings in me.

Riddle: Since you've torn it apart. *chuckles* *then stops to smile at them*

Riddle: Thank you, MC.

MC: *smiles* *then hugs him*

Riddle: I'll give you some flowers tomorrow. Would you want them in pot or bouquet?

MC: *grunts*

Riddle: Haha! Pot it is.

The astral express' hunter

Mao heng 🐈‍⬛ and the crew

Kid MC: *tugs on Malleus's sleeve*

Malleus: Hm?

Kid MC: Mister, my balloon got stuck in that tree.

Kid MC: Could you fly and get it for me?

Malleus: ...

Sebek: HUMAN!!! How dare you order the prince and future king of Briar Valley?!!

Silver: They're asking, Sebek.

Kid MC: Please, mister. I bought that balloon for my birthday.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: Have you just moved in to this place? You don't seem familiar.

Kid MC: Hm! My parents sent me here! But enough talking, mister! Help me get my balloon, please! *then starts pulling him*

Sebek: HUMAN!!!!! I SAID DON'T ORDER THE YOUNG MASTER AROUND!!!

Silver: Sebek, for one last time, the kid is politely asking.

Malleus: Here's your balloon, little one.

Kid MC: Thank you!

Malleus: By the way, you mentioned that your parents sent you here.

Malleus: May I know why?

Kid MC: They're both going to war and they told me that Briar Valley is the safest way for humans.

Kid MC: So if they don't make it, I could still live alone in peace.

Malleus: ...

Silver and Sebek: ...

Malleus: How long have you been here?

Kid MC: A few weeks now.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: Don't you have a guardian looking out for you?

Kid MC: No! But when I go to the dryads, they give me fruits to eat!

Silver: Wow, that's good. *smiles*

Malleus: ...

Malleus: How about a place to stay in? Do you have one?

Kid MC: Yes! It's the small hut over there! *pointing at the distance*

Malleus: Sebek, go and check it.

Sebek: Yes, Waka-sama! *runs to the location*

Malleus: How is it?

Sebek: The place has a make-shift kitchen, a small table, a chair, and a few silverware.

Kid MC: There's a shower at the back!

Sebek: It doesn't resemble one!

Malleus: Hm.

Silver: What is it, Malleus?

Malleus: Prepare the necessary documents needed.

Malleus: I'm adopting this child of man.

Sebek: W-Waka-sama?

Kid MC: ...

Kid MC: You're adopting me, mister?

Malleus: Why, yes. I can't let you live in the place without any adult supervision.

Kid MC: *pouts* But that would make me dependent!

Malleus: In your age right now, you should be.

doggo bois trio(???)

I'm loving Tighnari's design already _(:3 」∠)_

MC: *posted on magicam* Someone really needs to buy me a pregnancy test ASAP.

Deuce: *comments* Why?

MC: This mf— *replies with a photo of Leona*— has been resting his head on my tummy.

Deuce: @MC Okay. But what does he have to do with buying pregnancy test?

MC: @Deuce HE'S PURRING.

Kalim: @MC Lions purr?

Jamil: @Kalim That's the least of your worry here, Kalim. What MC's trying to imply here is that cats can predict if someone's having a baby.

Leona: @MC Who did you do it with?

Malleus: @Leona Me.

Leona: @MC no wonder you stink.

Deuce: @MC So you two were not playing ping-pong in the bed?

Leona: ...

Malleus: ...

Kalim: ...

Jamil: ...

Malleus: @MC What kind of excuse is that?

MC: @Malleus A smart one.

“I saw a flash of light in my garden and now I have to take care of 22 magical highschoolers?!” The Isekai.

As that title implies, AU where it’s not yuu (or Onyx in my case lol) that gets isekaid into twisted wonderland, but instead the cast gets isekaid to OUR world! What’s the plot aside of the obvious shenanigans? I don’t know! I just made this up!!

Also like...feel free to share scenarios! I would love to talk more about this AU LOL