MC: I Don't Get It When Satan's Like, "Don't Compare Me To Lucifer, I Don't Look Like Him."— Bitch.

"I Used to Love You Actually..."

<- Brothers

(Thanks for this ask @r-u-n-e! It was so fun to write!)

It was just another day at the Demon Lord's castle. Just another tea party. And maybe it was because Luke wasn't there, that the topic of discussion grew that heavy.

Simeon was talking about a book he'd read recently. "It truly speaks of sadness of another kind. Not borne of death, war or illness. Simply of slowly losing love for something you once adored."

"Indeed. Falling out of a love is such a painful affair." Diavolo shakes his head, "My heart aches at the thought of it."

"Perhaps being the receipent is harder. Imagine waking up next to someone you've loved and known all this time, only for them to open their eyes and see that it's not the same." Solomon glanced at you. "They no longer look at you the way they used to."

"That would be terrible thing to see indeed." Barbatos poured some more tea into your half-empty cup. "Have you ever had such an experience, MC? To have loved and lost love for someone?"

You sipped from your cup slowly. There was no point in hiding it now anyway. You closed your eyes and answered, "Funny you should ask, because it was one of you, actually."

Who is it?

The silent question hung around in the air. Everyone had stopped moving, with their undivided gaze turned towards you.

It was You.

You simply opened your eyes, to look directly at the one you meant, smiling coyly. He understood.

You cast your eyes downwards and finish your tea accompanied by uncomfortable laughter and lingering pauses. You pretend to glance at the clock and get up to leave.

"It's getting late. I should go before the brothers come running. Thank you for having me."

Solomon

"Come, I'll walk you home." It's not an offer you are allowed to refuse. When have you ever been able to change his mind once it's made up?

"Sure." You accept. He slows himself down to keep pace with you, as he always does. He usually fills the silence with his many stories and questions. Tonight he has ony one.

"Have you ever felt the loss of something you never knew you had?", he stopped in his tracks abruptly. You looked up at him to see his pained smile. "It's not a very nice feeling."

"Not quite. But.." You fidgeted with something around your neck. You held up a vial shaped locket attached to your necklace. Something blue glistened inside.

"...I know what's like to almost lose myself to someone who didn't need me. I'd argue that's just as bad." You detached the vial from your necklace and handed it to him.

Solomon's eyes grew wide in disbelief. It was a face you rarely saw on him. "This is ..this is Liquid Time."

"Yes. The very same one which cursed you with immortality." You smiled, "I was planning to consume it. To keep you company."

"You were considering turning immortal...for me?" He clutched the vial as if it was your hand. With his head spinning in desperation , he stumbled towards you.

"I fell in love with you during my apprenticeship. You were always so kind, whimsical and full of knowledge. I wanted to spend a little more time with you. Not much just a millenia or two." You chuckled. Solomon's face flushed red.

"But I realised how foolish it was. I virtually know nothing about your past. You never trusted me enough to tell me. And besides you already have Asmo, Barbatos and now Simeon and more. Why did I think you're a little lonely just like me?" Your eyes burned and watered.

"Don't hold yourself accountable. I fell in and out of love with you, all on my own. I'm sorry. You can take that vial as my apology." You started walking ahead alone.

"Then would you drink it now if I asked you to?" Solomon held your wrist. "Would anything convince you to drink this?"

"If you really needed me in your life, I'd do it in a heartbeat." How cruel of him to ask such a thing. Love lingers long past it's death. Didn't he know that?

"Good. Because I don't know how to live a life without you anymore." He opened the vial and poured the liquid into his mouth.

Before you could make sense of what he was doing, you were pushed against a nearby tree, his mouth crashing against yours.

You tasted it all, the soft tremor of his lips and the icy cold Liquid Time flowing down your throat. He held onto you for dear life as he made you drink every last drop of it. "What a strange confession of love, Solomon."

Simeon

"I'd like to walk you home, MC." Simeon is already waiting for you at the door. He waits for you to finish putting on your coat, smiles as you make your way outside.

"The tea and sweets were most remarkable today, wouldn't you agree?" He initiated.

The silence between you two was usually comfortable, but not today. Today it was stifling, choking the sanity out of him.

"Indeed it was. Barbatos always outdoes himself." You agreed.

You saw him fidget with his gloves and fix his cape five times in a row and make it more crooked. Maybe you shouldn't have told him.

But there was no going back to unsay it. "Simeon." You called out and turned around. He looked so elated as he said, "Yes, MC?"

"I doubt I need to explain why I fell in love with you. Noone has been more gentle or sweet with me than you." You went ahead and straightened out his cape.

His smile disappeared, his eyes turning solemn. Your heart almost broke again seeing him like that. "But I'm a human, afterall. I couldn't possibly allow myself."

Did you even need to explain further? How Lilith's love for a human lead to her fall, and her demise? Surely, Simeon knew it better than you. He lived through it.

"Lilith's end was much happier than you think." It's as if he read your mind. "She died as a human, holding hands with the human she loved, surrounded by her children and grandchildren."

Simeon's smile was back. "Isn't that the most peaceful end one can have? I'd be the most blessed man alive, if my life ended like that. With you holding my hand."

You were still processing what he said when he took your hand and pulled you closer to him. He pressed a gentle kiss on your lips.

"Meeting someone like you was a miracle. And if by the same miracle, I turn into a human someday...I swear by my heart, I will make you fall for me again."

Diavolo

"I'd like you to stay over today, MC. There are certain things I need to discuss with you." Diavolo placed a hand over yours even as you were about to stand up. How typical of you, Diavolo.

Solomon and Simeon were bid goodbye and Barbatos refused your help when you tried cleaning up the plates and cups. He merely shook his head and pointed upwards, "Young Master is waiting for you, MC."

Diavolo stood at the top of the stairway, wordlessly extending his open hand for you to take. He smiled with eyes full of melancholy. You'd seen it so many times before.

"Let's take a walk around the castle, shall we? I'm sure there are things we missed out on showing you." What a juvenile excuse. But not altogether unbelievable, the castle was gigantic afterall. You chuckled.

It was almost endearing to watch him explain to you stories of the demons in the paintings and then say "Oh my bad, MC." when he realised you are already familiar with it.

He was biding time. You smelled the scent of your favourite Devildom dish from the kitchen. "I asked Barabtos to prepare your favourite for dinner tonight. I also have a gift I'd like to give you."

Or he was doing something even more ridiculous - trying to win back your love. You shook your head at him, overwhekmed.

"Diavolo, really, you need not do all this for a mere human like me. You're the Future King of Devildom. I'm not half as deserving of all this time and attention you always keep giving me."

That seemed to hit a nerve. His smile faltered as he squeezed your hand. "You should come see your gift first then."

He took you to the throne room, two seats gleamed under the lights instead of one. "Take a seat, MC." How could he be so persistent without raising his voice, you wonder.

You did as he asked. "Now, close your eyes." You obeyed him again. You felt something slightly heavy being put on your head. You touched it. Solid, metallic and engraved with patterns and jewels. A crown.

"Diavolo I couldn't possibly-" He shut you up with a kiss, urgent and manic. All your feelings bubbling over, you ended up wrapping your arms around him.

"If the only reservations you have against me, are our difference in blood and status, let me show you how I slay anyone who objects to you. You have been nothing but capable and worthy eversince you've arrived. Noone is more worthy to be mine."

Barbatos

"I have something to show you, MC. Could you stay a little longer?" Barabtos whispered to you at the door. His voice and proximity - your heart skipped a beat. You nodded.

You bid goodbye to the others and Diavolo excused himself for he had a mountain of paper work left to do. "Right this way, MC." He offered his arm. You took it.

How often is it that you get him like this? It's so rare to be just him and you, with no impending duties or rush. "It's nice to see you relaxed like this..." You said, leaning into his shoulder.

He smiled and lead you to his quarters. "Come take a seat." He offered and you sat down on his bed. "What is it you wanted to show me then? Is it in here somewhere?"

He kneeled on the floor before you and cupped your face, his gloves soft against your skin. "Yes it is. But before that I'd like to continue our discussion from teatime. Who was it MC? Who is it you loved?"

You tried to avert your gaze. "You know who it is. Don't pretend as if you don't know..." Barbatos merely shrugged. Such a tease. He wouldn't rest until he heard it from you.

"It's you...it was you from the beginning. Kind, gentle, talented and loyal to a fault. Secretly playful even. You are so perfect in every way, how could I not?" Your eyes glistened at how badly you wanted him.

"And I know it's stupid okay? I know you have your duties and sworn loyalties. You must be so tired each day. I would only burden you further...and a future between us is impossible..."

"Impossible you say? I'd beg to differ." He looked to his side, gesturing at a door. You followed his gaze and watched the door open. It took your eyes a minute to adjust to see the vision inside.

You gasped. "No way...it couldn't possibly be.." Barbatos took his place next you, holding you from behind, resting his chin on your shoulder. "Oh but it is. Look, it's our wedding day. And everyone's there to celebrate us."

"You look so happy..." You pointed at his face. He chuckled into your skin, spreading warmth in your heart. "I'm always that happy with you around. Now won't you renew your affection for me again?"

Masc vet yuu definitely manhandles and roughhouses the boys, *especially* Leona

Chef yuu visits when you're sick. First he fills your tummy with hot soup, then he fills you up with hot cum 🥲

(I'd like to say that I'm a a good person but I'm not a pure person.)

Smut, 2 stories

Story 1: praise kink, light degradation, bandage, switching

Story 2: Overstimulation , cunnalingus,

Leona x Masc Vet!Yuu

"Leo do you really have to make this any harder than this already is?" Yuu clicked his tongue in a scolding manner.

Yuu looked down the lion pinned under him as he held Leona down by the back of his neck.

"Fuck off." Leona choked out as he tried to move.

Yuu's grip tightened.

"Not until I'm done with you."

Leona had been the victim of the doctor's impromptu examinations. Yuu never made appointments due to his patients always running away to avoid them. Naturally, Yuu's unnaturally strong physique was used to his advantage. He didn't mind fighting tooth and nail.

Leona had the misfortune of being tagged and bagged and was currently being held in Yuu's office. He was subjected to being partially undressed as the vet examined every part of him. The cold sterile air and the scent of chemicals made Leona want to leave even faster. Not to mention the lingering scared scent of past students that made any beastmen cower like a pet at the vet.

Of course, he got up to go back to his room to sleep but that damned doctor managed to grab him.

Yuu used his gloved fingers to pry open Leona's mouth as he examined his teeth. The lion took the chance to bite down causing Yuu to withdraw.

Yuu hissed in pain.

"You naughty boy." Yuu scolded before his lips quirked in a wicked smile. "I guess that means I can bring out the restraints. I think a muzzle would look good on you."

Leona thought about protesting but he remembered Yuu telling the story of when he held a grown tiger in the air like a disobedient puppy as it thrashed and clawed uselessly. The image was a persistent one that stayed in his mind but his pride would never allow him to consider being in that position. Chained and muzzled as Yuu felt him up.

He didn't need to consider anything. It was going to happen.

The not so innocent doctor gladly tied the lion down and not so subtlety treated him like a dog who was scared of the big bad vet.

"It's okay boy. I'll give you a nice treat as a reward." Yuu had Leona thighs spread as he massaged his aching cock with both hands.

Leona clenched his teeth over the bar gag. He wasn't going to give Yuu the satisfaction he desperately wanted.

"Such a good healthy boy. Make sure you cum alot. Give me every drop." Yuu whispered in his ear.

Leona shot him a dirty look.

"Are you mad I won't let you cum in me this time? You still owe me from last time." Yuu pouted as he stroked faster "You are too rough."

The event he referred to was the last time they had sex when Yuu had been bent over the bed as Leona rutted him into the mattress. Leona's stamina was as ruthless as a lion's as he filled Yuu up round after round. Leona was fond of the way Yuu's growled and yelped with tears running down his cheeks.

Now Yuu had his revenge as he wrang Leona out like a towel in their endless battle for who's on top tonight.

Masc Chef!Yuu x Fem reader

"Poor thing." Yuu cooed pitifully.

Yuu had come over to cook you dinner after you got sick. As always he wanted to feed you.

"Don't worry I'll take care of you." He smiled brightly. His soft innocent smile and kind eyes made you feel better already.

He now worked his eyes when he saw your rumpled shirt had ridded up from sleep.

He pulled it down and warned you.

"You won't get better if you sleep with your belly exposed. I'll get you a haramaki." He said going to grab another blanket to wrap around you.

When dinner was finished you were served a bowl of warm chicken congee, and ginger tea.

The congee was delicious. Fresh scallions and tender chicken made into a rice soup. You gleefully ate with a smile on your face. You failed to notice that Yuu wasn't eating like you as he watched you dig in.

Yuu's face was dusted a shade of pink.

As you finished eating Yuu collected the plates before he walked back towards you. He put a hand on your shoulder as Yuu stood over you.

"You eat so well. Getting sick didn't hurt your appetite at all. Watching you eat made me hungry as well?" Yuu's bit his lip as he struggled to not make weird expression.

"Didn't we just eat?" You asked.

"Yes, but I'm hungry for something more. Please feed me." He begged his face was red and a predatory smile ripped across his face, his canines showed.

You didn't understand at first but when you were pressed against the headboard with your legs wrapped around Yuu.

The chef greedily buried his face into your sex. He greedily lapped your folds and sucked on your clit like his favorite hard candy. He started very gently before diving in and roughly toying with you.

You could feel your climax coming as you squeezed your thighs together and bucked your hips, grinding against Yuu's face. Yuu lapped up your juices like his favorite drink. He moaned in pleasure as he savored your taste.

Coming down you tried to pull away as Yuu continued to suck. Instead, Yuu locked his arms around your thighs to keep you in place.

"Yuu, no! Its too much! I can't!" You cried begging Yuu to go easy on you.

As you struggled to escape Yuu pulled away and nipped your thigh. His predatory smile showed his sharp canines as he made eye contact and licked a long strip up your thigh. Then he drove back in to punish your poor overstimulated pussy.

As you struggled to get away from the overwhelming pleasure Yuu growled sending vibration through you. You came again as Yuu lapped at your gushing pussy.

Tears ran down your cheeks as you babbled pathetically about it being too much. Yuu didn't listen as he rubbed your hips and purred. You tried to get him to take a break but he didn't even acknowledge you. He only wanted one thing right now.

Having had enough of you writhing Yuu pulled you up by the hips. His strong arms kept you suspended in the air defenseless as he greedily ate you out. His eyes looking into yours and all you could see was the silent pleas be made for more. He pulled another orgasm from you and continued to do so until it hurt and he had drained your dry.

He finally pulled away with his mouth and chin soaked in cum. His satisfied pussy drunk expression told you just how much he enjoyed his dinner.

You could barely think as your chest heaved trying to catch you breath. Everything felt like cotton and your legs were sore.

"You did so well." He smiled brightly as he did before as he covered you with blankets. "Don't forget to cover up. You still need to recover."

It was like he hadn't drained you within an inch of your life only moments ago as he had that innocent expression on full display.

"Oh, and thanks for the meal." He purred with that dangerous look in his eyes back for just a second.

You were wrong. Very wrong about him. He wasn't innocent at all.

Vet!Yuu: So lions don't purr. They chuff to show friendliness and nuzzle to show affection. Unfortunately for Leona he can't control when he does this.

-Later-

Vet!Yuu: Hey Leona~ Happy to see me?

Leona:(chuffs) Goddammit! Go away!

*MANGA SPOILERS AHEAD*

Given how Twilight almost lost his composure and was thiiis close to laughing his head off, it’s hard to imagine he’s never done the same when his daughter is, well, Anya. Maybe that’s the reason he locks himself in his room - to get all the lols out when no one’s watching.

tighnari’s tail is something of a mystery. you’ve never seen it wag or droop, and you assumed that was because tighnari just didn’t feel strong enough emotions to have his tail respond in such a way. the most motion you’ve ever gotten out of it is when he jogs or sprints and it sways from the momentum of his run.

unbeknownst to you, tighnari’s tail wags violently when you’re not looking. it takes all of tighnari’s willpower and energy to stop it from moving when you’re around… it’s been hard keeping it a secret, especially since you’re in tighnari’s company so often.

oh, if only tighnari could tell you why his tail is so happy to see you.

MC: *trying to make their way by feeling up the walls with their hands* *being careful for any bumps or cracks on the floor*

Cerberus: *watches them in confusion*

MC: *sigh* If there's only a way to know that I'm going the right way.

Cerberus: Ruff.

MC: ...

Cerberus: Ruff?

MC: Oh. Aren't you the dog earlier? Cerberus isn't? *slowly turns to where they heard him*

Cerberus: *comes closer to them* *letting them touch one of his heads*

MC: *sigh in relief* Thank goodness...

Cerberus: *growls* *then snorts*

MC: Is it okay if you guide me back to the hallway?

Cerberus: *grumbles as a response*

MC: *smiles* Thank you. I really appreciate your help—

Cerberus: *picking them up by the scruff of their shirt and throwing them on his back*

MC: *feels their heart dropped for a second, not until they felt his smooth fur*

Cerberus: *continues to grumble while he slowly walks*

MC: ...

MC: *soft chuckles* Thank you for your consideration, Cerberus.

Cerberus: *proudly raised his head*

Anything for Creme Brûlée Cookie x Reader? I feel like he doesn’t get much attention…

Creme Brûlée Cookie will often refer to you as his 'muse' or his 'songbird'. He loves seeing you get all flustered whenever he does.

He always gets you the best seats wherever he's performing. He always listens out for your applause, and can be seen beaming whenever he hears it.

He can handle criticism towards him with mild annoyance, but any towards you had him tossing away his usual calm persona and getting ready to fight. That's usually when you have to call Linzer Cookie to come and help you calm him down.

He's written several pieces meant only for you. He'll play them when alone with you, and he won't ever play them for the public because it's meant for you.

hello! can we have slight lemon of wind archer? but as a free choice for you to do whatever you can think of!!

May I be known as 🐈‍⬛- anon? :)

Hmmm, I wonder what did you do to Wind Archer Cookie?

Baker!MC and Barbie doing sappy stuff please💖💖

Barbatos: *pacing back and forth*

Diavolo and Lucifer: *has been watching him for 5 minutes*

Lucifer: Barbatos, are you not going to stop? I’m getting dizzy by just watching you.

Diavolo: What seems the matter?

Barbatos: *looks at them with a worried expression* I woke up this morning and MC wasn’t there. 

Lucifer: Wait. You two are living together?

Diavolo: Barbatos, maybe you’re just overthinking. 

Barbatos: But MC won’t leave my side and they always tell me where they are going. 

Lucifer: Maybe MC is meeting someone else? Did you two have a fight?

Barbatos: No.

Diavolo: Are they stressed? Problematic? Unsatisfied?

Barbatos: I don’t think so- *suddenly has a doomed expression* 

Diavolo: ...

Lucifer: ...

Barbatos: I just realized that I had slept right after I arrived home. 

Lucifer: Ah... That’s bad. Maybe MC decided to leave you because of that.

Diavolo: Lucifer.

Barbatos: What if they had returned to the human world... *sulk*

Diavolo: If that’s the case, you can just go and ask them to come back. 

Barbatos: But... What if they said “no”?

Diavolo: That’s-

MC: *enters the room carrying a huge bat pillow* Barb! I knew you’d be here! *smiles*

Barbatos: *runs to them* MC! 

Lucifer: Why are they carrying a pillow?

Barbatos: *worried* Where have you been?!

MC: *a little bit taken aback* Hmm? I went for a shopping in the human world. And I also bought some groceries. Look, I have purchased this huge pillow. *grins* 

Barbatos: *sad frowns* Why didn’t you tell me that you’re going out?

MC: You were exhausted. 

Barbatos: That wasn’t enough of an excuse. 

Diavolo: Looks like they’re going to fight.

MC: ...

MC: *puts the pillow down and hugs him* I’m sorry. 

MC: I didn’t know you would miss me that much.

Barbatos: *pouts* 

Lucifer: Diavolo, do you have your phone?

Diavolo: Why?

Lucifer: We need to capture this.

Lucifer: The dorky side of Barbatos. 

Vet!Yuu: Lions get the majority of their water from prey but did you know that they eat tsamma melon? It's slightly sweet but doesn't have much flavor. It looks just like a watermelon though. So I started giving them to Leona and he lost his mind.

Leona:(face deep in a watermelon) What?