Baker!MC And Barbie Doing Sappy Stuff Please💖💖

Assassin: Any last words?

Darling: Just one.

Darling: BABIES!!

Cyres & Cryas: [appear out of nowhere]

Darling: Play nice with your new chew toy.

heyo! stardew valley!reader as always: well, it was bound to happen eventually. today is one of the days where both xiao and albedo are here at the same time (klee is playing outside) and you were all having a lovely picnic together. very cute, very enjoyable. xiao’s karma if debt has decreased by around half at this point and (!!!) he halfway accepts his adoption into the family. (!!! emotional progress everyone) you idly take a pear out of the basket while mostly keeping an eye on klee (1/2)🦝

"this explains so much"

Cheka: MC? Can you be my consort when we grow up?

Kid MC: What's a consort?

Cheka: *giggles* A king's partner for life!

Kid MC: Hmm... *squinting their eyes a little* Nope. I'm not seeing you in my future. No offense.

Epel: *gobsmacked*

Rook: Oh mon Dieu—

Cheka: ...

Cheka: *smiles* Okay. *but cries a few seconds later*

Vil: ...

Kid MC: ...

Vil: Where did you get that attitude from?

Kid MC: *points at him*

Vil: *sigh* Guess I can't scold you for that.

Rook: Oh my, Roi du Poison. You're becoming this child's second dad.

Epel: It's scary.

Vil: What's that, Epel?

Epel: Nothing!

Kid MC: Sir Leona? Why are you buying presents for me?

Leona: Because you rejected Cheka.

Kid MC: I don't understand.

Leona: That kid won't be bothering me for a while so I want to thank you for that.

Kid MC: You don't really like children, no?

Leona: Heh. Maybe you're an exception.

Leona: What do you like?

Kid MC: Hmm... I want that toolbox, that whole fridge of ice cream, and—

Leona: Hey. Isn't that a lot?

Kid MC: You're buying.

Leona: ...

Leona: Fine. *pulls out his card* Do you want me to buy the whole store?

Kid MC: If you insist.

Leona: This little— *chuckles*

Kid MC: Are you feeling better now, Dad?

Malleus: Yes. *after being sick for a week*

Lilia: I never expected your dad to get sick just from overthinking. *chuckles*

Malleus: *frowns a little* You don't understand, Lilia. Won't you feel the same if someone tries to court Silver?

Lilia: No? *chuckles* Silver is a human and seeing him get married will be my greatest joy.

Malleus: ...

Kid MC: What's your greatest joy for me, Dad?

Malleus: ...

Malleus: To see you as the happiest human alive.

Kid MC: *giggles* Dad, think of another. I'm already the happiest human alive after getting to meet Dad.

Malleus: *on the verge of crying*

Lilia: Malleus, please. You're affecting the seasons.

MC, Trey, Jamil, and Vil: ...

MC: Why are we on the "Mommy list"?

Jamil: I'm guessing it's because of our roles.

MC: Then shouldn't Ruggie be on the list as well?

Jamil: ...

Jamil: You're right.

Trey: I guess it means we're a different kind of "mommy"?

Vil: The attractive, domineering ones?

Trey, Jamil, and MC: ...

MC: You're the only one qualified if that is the case.

"Y'know, before I got stuffed in this oversized plush, used to design toys at that place. Then one day they said I was elected for 'testing' and that I was to be announced dead in an accident. My last request was to write my then partner a letter of my love for them and for it to be delivered without fail. When I finally came back to in this furry body I was told the letter had been sent...sometimes I still wonder how he reacted to it."

"..."

"Anyways what'd you say this game was about again? Saving this green fellow's brother from a haunted house?"

(Mr. Crackler the type of old guy to just suddenly go into his horrific backstory out of complete nowhere at any time.)

“You’re lucky I’m used to people trauma dumping so suddenly Mr. Crackler.”

-the other toys looked In Concern-

MC: Levi, I hope you always take care of yourself.

MC: Please forgive me. But I don't know how these things work. Can you please teach me?

MC: Levi, I'll arrange the bed for you.

MC: I love you, Levi.

The new exchange student: Levi... I like you. Please accept my feelings.

Levi: ...

Levi: I'm sorry. But I can't.

The new exchange student: Wh-What do you mean? You were the always one who—

Levi: I'm not interested in you. I shouldn't have been. *walks away*

The new exchange student: ...

Lucifer: Levi, I heard what happened between you and the exchange student.

Lucifer: Are you sure you were not interested of them? I remember you being so excited whenever you talked to them—

Levi: ...

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Levi, are you alright?

Levi: ...

Levi: No, Lucifer. *starts to tear up* I miss MC... I miss my spouse. *sobs*

Lucifer: ...

Diavolo: Leviathan kept on mentioning about having a spouse?

Lucifer: *worried frown* Yes. I know Levi can be a bit weird sometimes, but what if he's telling the truth?

Diavolo: Hmm... But won't you know if he ever had one?

Lucifer: *sigh* Yes. That's why I'm confused.

Barbatos: Young master? Lucifer?

Diavolo: Oh! Barbatos! Weren't you supposed to be back next month? Why are you here now?

Barbatos: *chuckles* Well, something unexpected happened.

Diavolo and Lucifer: ???

Barbatos: I met someone. *blushes* And I want to introduce them to you.

MC: *enters the room*

Barbatos: Meet my eternity.

Do the smiling critters dislike the vacuum cleaner? Since animals usually aren't a fan of those?

“Like an actual dog GADDAMN…..”

How does fluffy Lucario look after a bath? Does he become big ball of floof, or just a bit fuzzier?

decently puffy

FUCK I’m in love with this pathetic ass man

“ Z is always so quiet and mysterious, what goes on inside his head?”

Z: