Craving-carving

wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying

Sydney Sweeney as Christy Martin for her upcoming biopic.

it's so cringe how every song on the radio by a woman is about how good she is at having sex. id make a song about being ass at sex. i twist the dick like a pretzel and bite it off that's what id sing

“When I first started singing Love To Love You Baby, I saw repressed women all over the world throw their bras on stage during my act. They were craving the intimacy you get when you are uninhibited.”-Donna Summer

Your twitchy and unsteady hands are NOT from an excessive consumption of sugar and caffiene. You come from a bloodline that traces back to mighty sorcerers, your nerves are less suited for activities like surgery and more for the swift and sporadic movements needed to cast spells.

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

People online: Mixed height relationships are predatory and pedophilic

People in real life: Did you know the LA fires were set intentionally to destroy entrances to the secret tunnels to Diddy’s sex dungeons and Beyoncé knows

Hey. Don't cry. Weird teenage girl somewhere out there reading Frankenstein for the first time. Ok?