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How Bleach parental figures would comfort their kid (while watching a scary movie)

As requested by anon. :)

Tiny Bleach characters have just been scared by a scary movie! Luckily their parent / older sibling / other parental figure is on hand to comfort them. How will each parental figure comfort their kid?

1. Masaki (with tiny Ichigo)

Tiny Ichigo: [is wide-eyed with fear]

Masaki: Scary movie, huh?

Tiny Ichigo: N-no! I’m not scared!

Masaki: Of course not - but I am.

Masaki: Maybe you should come sit on my lap. To protect me.

Ichigo: [dives onto her lap]

Masaki (hugging him): I feel safer already.

2. Isshin (with tiny Yuzu and tiny Karin)

Karin & Yuzu: [are wide-eyed with fear]

Isshin: W-what’s this?

Isshin: Don’t be scared!

Isshin: Look! I’m doing a funky dance!

Karin: Dad! You’re blocking the TV!

Yuzu: NOW ALL WE CAN HEAR ARE TERRIBLE SCARY NOISES

Isshin: …

Isshin: Maybe we shouldn’t be watching this.

3. Kenpachi (with tiny Yachiru)

Tiny Yachiru: [is wide-eyed with fear]

Kenpachi: Hmmm?

Kenpachi: Oh wait. I’ll fix this.

Kenpachi: [stabs the TV]

Kenpachi: Better?

Tiny Yachiru: Thanks, Ken-chan!

4. Ryuken (with tiny Ishida)

Tiny Ishida: [is wide-eyed with fear]

Ryuken: Ridiculous.

Ryuken: All of that Quincy training, and you are scared by objects on the television.

Ryuken: You will never succeed in a real battle.

Tiny Ishida: I-in a real battle, I could fight back!

Ryuken: Well, you could certainly try.

5. Sora (with tiny Orihime)

Tiny Orihime:  [is wide-eyed with fear]

Sora: Hey, Orihime, maybe we should stop watching this.

Tiny Orihime: N-no, it’s okay!

Sora: Are you sure? Because I think it would be more fun to sit in the kitchen eating ice cream making up our own movie.

Tiny Orihime: M-maybe…

Sora: Come on. Let’s go have ice cream!

6. Kurotsuchi (with tiny Nemu)

Tiny Nemu:  [is wide-eyed with fear]

Kurotsuchi: Stop your whimpering right now, Nemu.

Kurotsuchi: Don’t forget I have rigged your tongue to explode.

Tiny Nemu: Yes, Mayuri-sama.

Kurotsuchi: Why did I even make you a small child?

7. Kensei (with tiny Hisagi)

Tiny Hisagi:  [is wide-eyed with fear]

Kensei: What’s this?

Kensei: SMILE, SHUHEI!

Kensei: THIS MOVIE IS WAY MORE DUMB THAN SCARY!

Tiny Hisagi: [starts screaming]

Kensei: …so I’m scarier than the movie, huh?

8. Mizuho (with tiny Keigo)

Tiny Keigo:  [is wide-eyed with fear]

Mizuho: Hey! Stop that! You’re ruining the movie!

Mizuho: In fact, you’ve lost movie privileges!

Mizuho: Go get me some juice instead of watching!

Tiny Keigo: T-thanks sis…

Mizuho: Tch. It’s not like I’m trying to get you out of the room or something.

9. Byakuya (with tiny Rukia)

Tiny Rukia:  [is wide-eyed with fear]

Byakuya: Do not be afraid, Rukia.

Byakuya: Remember - the protection scarf that I gave you wards against movie monsters.

Byakuya: I swore an oath to that effect.

Tiny Rukia: Y-yes, Nii-sama..

Byakuya: …also you can cling to my arm if you want.

Tiny Rukia: THANKS NII-SAMA

10. Urahara (with tiny Ururu and tiny Jinta)

Tiny Ururu:  [is wide-eyed with fear]

Tiny Jinta: [is wide-eyed with fear]

Urahara: …

Urahara: Oops I think it’s actually chore time!

Tiny Ururu: O-okay…

Tiny Jinta: Hey! I wasn’t scared!

Urahara: Who said anything about scared? It’s just suddenly chore time!

Tiny Jinta: …I am too old enough for these movies. 

11. Isane (with tiny Kiyone)

Tiny Kiyone:  [is wide-eyed with fear] 

Isane: O-oh no, you look scared!

Isane: Do you want your Ukitake plushie?

Tiny Kiyone: Y-yes please!

Isane: I’ll get it right away!

12. Yoruichi (with tiny Soi Fon)

Tiny Soi Fon: [is wide-eyed with fear]

Yoruichi: What’s this? Soi Fon - are you scared of this movie?

Tiny Soi Fon: N-no, Yoruichi-sama! Never!

Tiny Soi Fon: I am a ninja in your service! I have no fear!

Yoruichi: You’re allowed to be scared, Soi Fon! That’s the whole fun of watching a scary movie!

Tiny Soi Fon: It….is?

Yoruichi: Yes!

Yoruichi: Come snuggle with me, and I’ll show you!

Tiny Soi Fon: …

Tiny Soi Fon: Yeah okay.  

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[girl to bi dude]: omg if you get a boyfriend will you be my gay best friend?????

[straight people]: omg you're gay? you don't have a crush on me do you??? #nohomo

[gay people]: umm... stop invading our safe spaces you hetero... you're not allowed to pride parade if you're in a straight relationship and you're more privileged because you can have a straight passing relationship... so... bye lmao

[old people]: your sexuality isn't real

Idk if I would call this a PSA but just kind of an FYI to lolitas out there: MTV is trying to do casting for an episode (or series of episodes) for True Life and they’ve been reaching out to the community. But the episodes aren’t meant to put the fashion in a good light (hello, remember My Strange Addiction?) and are instead going to talk about “trying to look anime.”

So please, if you’re contacted by anyone from Viacom and they tell you they want to interview you for a lolita fashion episode on MTV: SAY NO. Say no or risk being ridiculed and humiliated when they completely twist your words around and make you and the fashion look completely bonkers.

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people: I'M MOVING TO CANADA

Canada: it's legal here too

people: WELL THEN I'M MOVING TO MEXICO

Mexico: bro i've got some bad news for you

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I’M CRYING  

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Sitting in class spose ta be using my phone to look up vocab words instead I got on tumblr

Mom: *nags bout the house* Mom: *bitches bout ur room not bein clean* Mom: *nags bout the shity kids she has* You: magic 8 ball, will she ever stop nagging? Magic 8 ball: "Very Doubtful"

I lost faith in humanity

an 18 year old girl can marry an 89 year old man she just met legally but gay people can’t marry the loves of their lives, what kind of world do we live in?

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"bro every second i spend with you is a sweet dream"

"bro"

That moment when ur posts can count as essays.