Why Ride A Horse When U Can Ride A Ninja? ;-)

if a dancing pikachu doesn’t fit in with your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog

prepare for an over-analysis of fucking minions:

okay so apparently the creator of the Minions (who is named Pierre Coffin, holy shit, what an amazing name) said something along the lines of “All the Minions are boys/men because I just can’t see women acting that stupid” which a lot of people are taking as “haha yeah men are stupid!” but also this is a really boring trend I’ve seen in media (especially cartoons and sitcoms) since the dawn of time

characters that are silly, goofy, stupid, funny, loud, obnoxious, and ridiculous are always boys.

characters that are smart, mature, delicate, and sophisticated are almost always girls.

now to a lot of people this is probably a “yeah, so?” kind of thing, and some people might even see it as a good thing? they might see it as “yes i’m glad girls are being taught that boys are stupid!”

well, that’s not really the case. girls aren’t being taught boys are stupid, they’re being taught that boys GET to be stupid. boys GET to be loud and goofy because they’re boys, and that’s just how boys act. it enforces a really harsh gender role that says that boys are naturally funny and silly and girls need to stay quiet. 

and typically whenever these two character archetypes interact, the mature girl is always there to ruin the boy’s fun (Cosmo and Wanda, Billy and Mandy, Dib and Gaz, Goku and Chichi, Fred and Wilma, George and Jane, and Every Sitcom You’ve Ever Seen)

i just think it’s time for some girl characters that are allowed to be silly! that are allowed to run the show with their goofiness! to tell girls that it’s okay to not be mature and have fun! i’m just tired of the same gender roles being enforced that I’ve been noticing since I was a kid!

Holy shit I thought I was the only one

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites. [via]

I don’t understand the wizard Justice system because they have a truth potion that only needs three drops and they don’t fucking use it

OMG THEY'RE SO CUTE I WANNA HUG EACH AND EVERY ONE OF EM

I’M CRYING  

romanticize yourself 2k15. you’re the cute protagonist and everyone wants to see your character development

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

I hate…that in the middle of class…I think of really good headcanons…but then I don’t write it down…anD THEN I FORGET THEM