Don’t Cheat On People, Because The Rest Of Their Fucking Life At 1am Or When Vodka Fills Their Veins

how is meninist pronounced? I’m laughing so hard trying to pronounce it

I am and the point of this is

reblog if u a virgin who can't drive :\

We need an "I feel ya bro" icon

ACT tomorrow fuck

Sitting in class spose ta be using my phone to look up vocab words instead I got on tumblr

if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die

otp sparring: nice

otp sparring until one of them has a back to the wall and a blade at their throat: excellent

the other person dropping their weapon and the otp is k i s s i n g: I WILL LIFT THIS TABLE AND FLI P IT

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”