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@howaboutyoudont

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My RusAme Secret Santa gift to @wandschrankheld ! I hope you like it, sorry if it was a little late! The holidays were very busy for me :> I chose the third prompt, and had a lot of fun writing it. I hope you enjoy it! 

@spring-has-come

I can agree with that. I suppose I'm a bit more conservative than you on the issue of gun rights, and we probably won't see eye to eye on this issue. I just feel like saying guns are used to murder paints them as more dangerous than they actually are. In my opinion, guns are completely safe as long as you are mentally stable enough and know how to use it. Guns were, however, created to kill as efficiently as possible and I believe(I may be wrong dont quote me on this) to end wars quicker.

Your points and opinion are completely valid, and I respect them. We just view the issue differently. :) (I'm a gunhoe but i try to be a respectful and reasonable gunhoe lol)

Romano: Hey Spain....

Spain: Yes, Roma?

Romano: Do you get erections?

Spain: Yes, sometimes :)

Romano:

Spain:

Romano, whispering: The conversation died, what do I do?

Italy: THAT WASN'T EVEN WHAT I TOLD YOU TO SAY

@howaboutyoudont I've found my people in the mafia side of tumblr

If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny, that’s the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending $1.5 million

Them!

Bruh

Just

Just admit you were wrong

Trump tweeted this statement earlier this week, which incorrectly included Alabama in the list of states that would be impacted by Hurricane Dorian:

This error was quickly addressed by the National Weather Service & the correction was picked up by the news: 

Of course, Trump couldn’t handle being corrected by meteorologists on the fucking weather so:

As someone who took two years of meteorology let me just say that a big concern regards mass panic when issuing weather alerts and warnings. You don’t want people unnecessarily leaving - jamming up the roads or putting themselves at risk (sometimes the safest thing to do is to stay put esp. if the roads are at risk of flooding), you don’t want confusion, and you definitely don’t want people to lose confidence in the weather warnings where they no longer take them seriously. And it doesn’t really help the cause when the fucking president of the country can’t issue a simple correction that HE WAS WRONG because of his fragile fucking ego.

I don’t... even know why

I saw this and

I had to

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