People On Dnptwt Annoyed Dnp Called Them Phantwt Because They Don't Want To Be Associated With Crazy

god everyone talks about dan sending phil the germany shower pic but nobody talks about how FUCKING UNHINGED it is to turn on the water while standing in the shower. god this man is fucking insane he lives life on the edge in the worst ways possible

the thing about dan and phil fans is we represent both the decidedly worst aspect of rpf and the absolute best case end scenario. dan and phil suffered more than any other "target" of rpf because not only are they one of the most shipped pairings of all time, they're also online celebrities and thus saw most of the shit their fans were posting. but at the same time they're also the only truly big rpf ship that ended up being actually real

This feels like a two-part story, somehow in his quest to find money (in a sexy way) he accidentally became king

everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:

• BBL

• facelift

• prepping for going on The Masked Singer

• growing out a bad fringe

• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)

• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)

• they’re getting a divorce

•induced coma

• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us

• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.

• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)

alright clowns it’s another day

🕯️🕯️dnpg🕯️🕯️

she phil on my amazing until i dye every fuckass thing in the phouse green

Happy ides of march!

love the fact that phil aparently told dan to dress up like they're going on a night out and yet showed up in dan's merch cap and an alpha meme tshirt

Yes Phil