SINCE THE LAST ONE GOT MANY LIKES HERE I GO AGAIN!

low cal brownies :D

43 cals per brownie

Ingredients:

- 2 large egg whites (34)

- 3 1/2 tablespoons of sugar (168)

- 3 tablespoons cocoa powder (36)

- 1 teaspoon vanilla (12)

- 2 teaspoon baking powder (4)

method:

- Preheat oven to 200 degrees

- mix all ingredients together

- pour into pan

- place in oven for 10 mins

- cut into 6 peices once done

A list of foods I consider safe/better to binge on (and not feel bad):

- Cucumbers (sometimes with low cal Italian dressing)

- Pickles (I get travel sized bags of hot and spicy bites that are 15 cals for the whole thing!)

- Veggie straws/chips (in moderation!) [A snack sized bag is 130 cals]

- Celery (also with low cal Italian dressing)

- Peter Rabbit strawberry banana pouches (bought from Starbucks, 70 cals per pouch)

- Chef’s cut turkey jerky (80 cals per serving, 200 cals per bag)

- Aloo Gobhi (less than 200 cals per serving!! Also super filling!)

- Salad with low cal Italian dressing

- Strawberries (less than 50 cals per cup)

- Asparagus (27 cals per cup)

- Broccoli (31 cals per cup, also good with low cal Italian dressing!)

- Cauliflower (18 cals per cup!! Good with low cal Italian dressing)

- Fruit punch Mountain Dew kickstart (80 cals per can)

- Gatorade Frost zero

- White mushrooms (15 cals per cup! Great with low cal Italian dressing!)

- Bell peppers (46 cals per one cup of red bell peppers! Great with low cal Italian dressing!)

100 foods under 100 cal

tw ed

this is a work in progress (51 so far) but ideas in the comments are welcome bc this is all i’ve thought of so far. as always, i don’t take responsibility for any harm done because if you’re in any danger i don’t want you to listen xx.

snacks

- smiths poppables, 100

- smiths original, 104

- smiths salt and vinegar,101 (i know those two are over but they’re really close)

- burger rings, 94

- twisties, 91

- mochi ice-cream, about 100, depends on flavour

- macarons, 97 each

- seaweed sheets, 57

- cobs popcorn, 64

- an apple, 95

- grapes, 65 for 20 grapes

- zooper doopers, 45

- gum, 5

- kale chips, 100 for a whole bunch of kale

- seaweed, 45

- celery and 50g salsa, 75

- strawberries, 33/100g

- carrot and 20g hummus, 77

- dried tomatoes, 56

- 1 row aero mint choc, 81

- cruskits and vegemite, 68

- 24g rice cakes, 97

- 25g (while un-popped) homemade popcorn, 82 + flavouring

- a bunch of healthy sweet potato fries, 69 (1 large sweet potato = 6 serves)

- vege straws by infusions, 74(?)

drinks

- almond breeze choc milk, 100

- coke zero, 14

- sprite no sugar, 14

- lift, 74

- mint tea + stevia, 10

- avalanche sugar free hot chocolate, 56

- east coast orange juice, 69

- black coffee, 0

breakfast

- 100g oatmeal w 5 stevias, 73

- egg white omelette, 35 for base + toppings

- lady shake vegan, 100 per scoop

- açai bowl homemade, 71 for base + toppings

- apple donuts, still need to calculate sorry

- pancakes w 1 egg, 85g oats, 50ml almond milk, 1 apple, 1/2 tsp cinnamon, 1/4 tsp baking powder and stevia, 230 total, makes five (46 each)

- yoPRO (i think by chobani?), 95

- 100g greek yoghurt (u can add toppings too and it’d be under), 52

dinner

- broccoli and cauliflower au gratin without sauce, 54 + how much cheese u add

- 4/5ths mushroom cup a soup, 86

- broccoli and macro tofu, 100

- plant nutrition san choy bao, 100

- 100g baked sweet potato, 90

- salad w cucumber, lettuce, carrot, 1 falafel, 85

- lettuce wrap w falafel and hummus, 93

- pizza w 2 egg whites, whipped with 2 tsp granulated stevia… 40g passata and 30g light mozzarella, 90

- small buddha bowl, depends what u put in

- sweet roasted broccoli, 2 bounds broccoli, tsp sugar, salt pepper and 2 tbsp olive oil… 64

How to poop again

Y’all my pro tip if you can’t poop is to eat dried apricots if you are not afraid of them or buy Macrogol. It’s a different kind of laxative and it doesn’t work instant but takes 1-3 days to work but it’s way more safe than regular laxatives. Also it doesn’t cause crazy diarrhea and stomach pain. They just soften your stool. You can take them for 2 weeks straight with no harm. Then you just need to take a break for a few days and after that continue taking them for 2 weeks etc. Even babies can take this.

I restrict a lot but still take a shit thanks to both BUT don’t overdo both or take them together bc then you WILL get diarrhea and stomach pain and you don’t want this. Maybe do this if you haven’t pooped in a week. But otherwise NO.

Also buttermilk is very good for you digestion. It’s filling and both low in calories and fat.

Please tell me if it worked for you and have a good poop! 💖

I found sugar free jello that’s only 20 calories for. A WHOLE PACKAGE!!!! I make two at a time and eat a lot when I’m craving sweetness. I’m obsessed with jello and was sad not wanting to eat that many calories but then I found this!

So my favorite breakfast on days when I need it is rice cake cereal.

1 rice cake 50-60 kcal

1/4 cup macadamia milk 10 kcal

Fully satisfied on 70 kcal 🥰

*Whoever came up with this idea I owe you one, been my favorite for months*

absurdism ruined me mentally too (in a good way), idk how it works when you learn it in class or anything but my intro was this video

https://youtu.be/Jv79l1b-eoI?si=HOpgTy27Cmmr_uTU

and i haven’t been the same since

ps: same anon that just refound your side blog -💛

ahhh you're a star!!! i'm going to watch this tonight :') i wrote one of my final essays last year on samuel beckett's waiting for godot and that's why i ended up researching absurdism – if you haven't read beckett's play or camus' essay "the myth of sisyphus" i highly highly recommend! i think pdf versions of both are fairly accessible online <3

my new go-to low cal meal is broccoli stir fried in tamari sauce on top of cauliflower rice. the whole thing is under 100 cals (depends how much u make also I haven’t actually looked up how many cals this is but I’m assuming it’s very low). I like to add pepper, garlic, and cayenne to the broccoli and it’s literally so good and satisfying it’s like healthy crack