People Really Get On This App And Fight Me Because I Don't Stand For This. Humanity Is Lost.

People Really Get On This App And Fight Me Because I Don't Stand For This. Humanity Is Lost.

People really get on this app and fight me because I don't stand for this. Humanity is lost.

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1 year ago

It has been hard for me to talk about how what is going on with Israel and Palestine is affecting me personally, but I grew up in Gaza and most of my family still lives there. My father did not survive the bombings last week and I have not been able to contact my younger sister in days. I am try to being understanding that most people do not have personal connections to what is happening and therefore are justifying their silence, but is heartbreaking to see this misinformation being spread. What’s happening there is a genocide, not a war. It is not antisemitic to support Palestine, it’s not even antiemetic to criticise Israel. There is no grey area or neutrality regarding this, and it is so easy to find resources that will educate you on the subject. It is my people and my home being destroyed so I will never be silent about this, but I please urge everyone to get informed and start speaking up and finding ways they can help.

decolonizepalestine has tons of information on Palestine’s history/propaganda that has been spread throughout the years

UK citizens can email their MP asking for a ceasefire

US citizens can call/email their local government officials asking for a ceasefire

Jewish Voice for Peace also has many resources for ways for US citizens to get involved, including protests

Donate to Palestine Children’s Relief Fund

Donate to Medical Aid for Palestine

Donate to help get food and hygiene kits to Gaza

1 year ago

This. All of this. Exactly this.

Being Asexual is something I have yet to fully come to terms with, and describing it is difficult.

I have the desire for a relationship. This is not fulled by sexual or romantic desire, but is instead fulled but the need to love someone to the fullest extent. I don’t need someone to love me but I need someone to love. I have so much to give, so much understanding, patience, and want to care for someone.

I would not mind a kiss or a romantic love and label. But those I talk to seem so different.

They have so much fueled desire and passion that later can become love. But I have so much love in my heart to give that if someone came along and understood me I would blossom with a blinding, warm passion. Not fire hot desire, nor sexy, but instead comfort and safety.

11 months ago
The New Live Laugh Love

The new live laugh love

1 year ago

Character Masterlist

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Lucifer

Fics/longer posts

A Peaceful Day At The Castle - Reader and Lucifer are over at the demon lord’s castle for afternoon tea. Everything is normal; you’re working on homework, Lucifer and Diavolo are chatting around budgets. Oh, and Barbatos is naked, wearing a cockring, nipple vibrators, and a vibrator shoved up his ass. And the three of you each have a remote. (Dom Diavolo and Lucifer but not to you)

To Preen A Bird’s Wings Is To Show His Back - After a shower Lucifer asks reader for help preening his feathers, but he doesn’t realize how good it’ll feel until he’s trapped against the bed and you.

Curse? Blessing? It’s all the same to you - Lucifer has been avoiding you the last couple days. You ambush him and find that Lucifer’s dick has been turned into a pussy takes to a cursed book. Obviously you need to test the new parts out.

Tentacles fuck Lucifer up - Lucifer has a dirty little secret - after a stressful day he unwinds by getting fucked by tentacles. Only, it was a secret until you stumble upon him.

There’s fidget toys and there’s fidget toys - Lucifer accidentally goes to RAD wearing a remote control vibrator. He doesn’t think it’s too bad as he believes that you’re the one with the remote. You are, unfortunately you don’t know that it’s a remote to a vibrator and think it’s a fidget toy. Overestimation ensues.

A warlock patron is basically just a sugar patron, right? - Lucifer is a human sorcerer and you’re a powerful demon who answers his questions about the universe in exchange for being your sexual plaything. This time you have him a very beautiful robe to wear to show off to all his sorcerer friends. (Cw: living clothing/tentacle clothing)

A old thing to me is a new thing for you, wanna try it together? - You’re well acquainted with domming Lucifer, but here in part, the demon is only familiar with the concept. Yet he knows he’s interested. You suggest trying it with him. (No Nightbringer spoilers)

Keep reading

1 year ago

Astarion Fanfiction Master List

We Shall Meet Again

If you date a vampire, mortality is the issue worth to discuss

Things We Deserve

Astarion still doesn't believe he is worthy of love. A lot of angst and fluff.

The Scorching Sun

With the tadpole gone, Astarion is left alone with pain and fear. A desperate attempt to redeem the ending scene.

The Skin I Hate

Astarion wakes up from yet another nightmare but this one brings even more disgusting memories that he is used to.

If I Had a Voice, I Would Scream

The Cloak of Dragomir is finally found, and Astarion can walk in the sunlight. But magic comes with a terrible price.

The Marks on Our Skin

The bite mark is the only place on Astarion's body Tav doesn't touch. Until now.

How Dare you?!

Astarion has only two desires. Become mortal again and be with Tav. But you can't have both

Fear

Tav is experiencing a panic attack.

Over the Seas

So, Astarion is mortal and Tav is alive. What next?

Snowstorm

As you stay together in a small inn, you accidently trigger Astarion.

Fever

During your post-game adventures, you get sick and Astarion takes care of you.

Pointy Ears

Astarion has very sensitive ears, you've never touched them. Until today.

Tainted

Astarion believes he's been healed - but yet another unpleasant interaction and the darkness is back.

Winter Solstice

Astarion and Tav spend Winter Solstice in the northern town of Firesheer, and the subject of marriage comes up.

Murderous Tendencies

Yet another nightmare with terrible consequences.

The Sea of Moving Ice

Astarion returns too early with a confession.

Doubts

Astarion thinks you are going to leave him for someone better and accuses you of infidelity.

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Astarion x Tyrael the Barbarian (OC Tav)

The Rogue and The Barbarian

Six months after the game, Astarions asks Tyrael why she's stayed with him.

Heartbeat

Astarion is anxious about Tyrael's pregnancy.

Alethaine, Astarion's Dhampir Daughter

Little Bundle of Darkness

Astarion becomes a father.

Beloved Monsters

Domestic fluff.

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My works on AO3

Headcanons are here

I will write

smut, fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, sensitive trigger warning topics (SA, suicide, self-harm, traumas etc, but I will adress them as a serious issue, not a kink), established relationships, pregnancy, dadstarion, female or gn Tav/reader

I won't write

Ascended Astarion, BDSM, AU, other companions (maybe later), mindflayers --

Tag list

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Text me if you want to be added into the Tag List

1 year ago

Monster Lovin’ Masterlist

Key:

- (🔥) means explicit content

Female!Reader

Fem!Vampire/Fem!Fat!Reader

Fem!Orc/Fem!Reader

Gender-Fluid!Demon/Fem!Reader (1) (2)

Male!Werewolf/Fem!Reader

Male!Werewolf!/Fem!Reader (🔥)

Male!Naga/Fem!Reader (🔥)

Male!Orc/Fem!Reader (2)

Male!Werewolf/Fem!Reader (1) (2)

Male!Orc/Fem!Reader (🔥)

Gender Neutral!Reader

Submissive Orc BF Headcanons (🔥)

Werewolf Boyfriend HeadCanons (🔥)

Male!Goblin/GN!Reader (🔥)

Mothman/GN!Reader

Male!Minotaur/GN!Reader

Male!Shark-Merman/GN!Reader (Prologue) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)

Non-Binary!Dragon/GN!AFAB!Reader (1) (2🔥)

Non-Binary!Demon/GN!Reader

Voyeurism with Monster Under the Bed Headcanons (🔥)

Jock!Fem!Orc/GN!Reader (1) (2🔥)

Male!Reader

Male!Reader/Tentacle Monster (🔥)

Male!Gargoyle/Male!Reader (🔥)

Male!Naga/TransMale!Reader (🔥)

Male!Reader/Male!Werewolf (🔥)

Male!Reader/Tentacle Monster (🔥)

Male!Hellhound/Male!Incubus!Reader (🔥)

1 year ago

Agape

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Rating: G

Words: 1.6k

Tags: fluff, cutagens, wintering at Kaer Morhern, purring

The cruel northern winter has set a chill deep in Geralt’s bones that even two pairs of socks can’t fix. Jaskier helps.

Beta-ready by: @mirkwood​

A/N: This is actually the first time i’ve written a propper character pairing since i was 16! I know it’s very different from the usual stuff i write but this is just where my interests have taken me :) I’m actually really enjoying this fandom atm!

Sorry to bombard you with 2 Witcher posts in 1 week - I’ve created Witcher Wednesdays in my schedule now so business will resume as usual from next week :)

Read on Archive of Our Own

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The library was warm when Jaskier entered, a contrast to the dank, gloomy corridors of the keep. The fire crackled merrily in the hearth on one side of the room, casting dancing shadows over the bookcases and the face of the room’s single occupant.

“Geralt?” Jaskier asked, taking several steps forward and shutting the door behind him so the warmth didn’t escape. He was dressed only in his nightclothes, feet bare against the stone floor. “It’s late, are you coming to bed?” He asked.

Geralt grunted from his seat on the sofa, a deep frown on his face as his eyes stayed fixed on the book in his lap. The witcher was swaddled up in a thick woolen blanket, one of the few luxuries he allowed himself against the cold this deep into winter. Only his head and hands poked from the fabric.

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1 year ago

Exophilia Masterlist

Introducing Me // Requests //  My Commissions - CLOSED

Updated: 31/10/2021 - Bucky Barnes ghost AU

Story count: 22

My Ko-Fi

Monster Matches - CLOSED// Monster Match Masterlist

Tropemas Masterlist

Faebruary Masterlist

Mini Kinktober Commissions - Info

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-Cubi

Leigh // F Succubus x GN Human (Reader) // NSFW

Demons

Idella // F Demon x GN Human (Reader) // SFW

Dullahan

Lars // M Dullahan x M Human (Reader) // NSFW

Fae

Torben // M Fae x F Human (Reader) // SFW

Firbolg

Gwynna // F Firbolg x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Gargoyles

Galan // M Gargoyle x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Ghosts

Bucky Barnes // M Ghost x F Human (Reader) // NSFW - Kinktober Challenge

Gnolls

Ollie // M Gnoll x GN Human (Reader) // SFW

Goblins

Vardelk // M Goblin x GN Human (Reader) // SFW

Hellhounds

Danon //  M Hellhound x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Kelpies

Cathair // M Kelpie x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Kitsune

Roan // M Kitsune x F Human (Reader) // NSFW - Kinktober

Mer

Brae // M Mer x M Human (Reader) // NSFW

Minotaurs

Neo // M Minotaur x F Human (Reader) // SFW

Nagas

Kaan // M Naga x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Nokken

Edel // M Nokken x F Human (Reader) // NSFW

Orcs

Raynar // M Orc x F Human (Reader) // SFW

Eladan // M Orc x GN Human (Reader) // SFW

Other

Bellamy // GN Cursed x F Human (Reader) // SFW

Selkies

Enan // M Selkie x F Human (Reader) // NSFW - Kinktober

Tiefling

Trine // F Tiefling x GN Human (Reader) // NSFW - Kinktober

Were-

Cane // M Werewolf x GN Human (Reader) // SFW

1 year ago
Happy Ace Week!!! 🖤🤍💜

Happy Ace Week!!! 🖤🤍💜

1 year ago

Monster Masterlist

SFW

Captured by a Demon Prince

Trust Issues with a Sleep Paralysis Demon

Vampire Lady Courts You

Sweet Yandere Sleep Paralysis Demon

Having a Werewolf Girlfriend

Dating an Orc Himbo

The Innocent Succubus Girlfriend

Sacrificed to a Chivalrous Dragonkin

Flirty Vampire Boyfriend Biting You

Merman Trying to Court You

Male!Werewolf x Fem!Reader - Senses Working Overtime

The Headless Horseman Courts You After Scaring You

Orc Boyfriend when You're Pregnant

Vampire Man Manipulates You and Drinks Your Blood

Dating a Sweet Minotaur

Orc Boyfriend Gets Protective Over You

NSFW

Male!Sleep Paralysis Demon x Fem!Reader - Sell Me My Nightmare

Cockwarming and Banter with an Orc Warlord

Male!Slime Monster x Fem!Reader - A Sticky Situation

Male!Sleep Paralysis Demon x Fem!Reader - The Stuff of Wet Nightmares

Male!Dullahan x Fem!Reader - The Dullahan Boyfriend Experience

Male!Siren x Fem!Reader - With This Final Breath

Being Offered to an Orc Warlord

Male!Gargoyle x Fem!Reader - Wild Side

Male!Yautja in Rut x Fem!Reader

Virgin Male!Orc x Fem!Reader x Warlord Male!Orc - Ready to be the Prize

Male!Orc x Fem!Reader - The Orc's Promise

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