Aww this is so funny lol ♡
Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
i love wally so much
Wally & Alfred: *exchanging stories, going over mission reports and how much medical supplies is use by the Bat Family*
Bat Fam: *enters the Bat Cave, taking off their mask with verity of wounds. From a large gash on Jason’s chest to Cass’s broken nose*
Wally: *lets out a loud scandalous gasp* My baby!
Tim: *with only a tiny scrap on his chin, lets out a squeak as Wally picks him up and carries him away*
Bat Fam: *Blinks in confusion*
Jason: *looks at Cass* You see me?
Cass: *nods*
Jason: *looks at Steph* Can you see me?
Steph: Hell yeah, I can see you.
Damian: *looks at his competition in tired disgust before running after Wally and Tim* Wait West, I require medical assistance! My arm has been broken!
Dick: *stands frozen next to Batman* ….I thought I was the favorite?
Alfred: *raises a brow elegantly* My apologies young Master Richard but since when?
married chuuatsu for @wildnya !
Herbology class
Ron: *trying to stuff a huge seed down Draco’s throat* Son of a-
Blaise: *panicking as he tries to stop him but is also impressive with the guts Ron has to do this in front of the teacher* Weasley please!
Professor Sprout: *Not really paying attention as she goes around the classroom, interacting with the other students* Evan’s, stop trying to force the Devil’s Snare seed down Malfoy’s throat. *points at Harry and Neville* Potter, Lupin, can you Snape with those two?
Harry: *having an internal mental breakdown at the thought of his mother might being worst then his father.*
Neville: *giving the other boy a side eye before going to help Blaise*
Percy: Nu-hu, Mama didn’t raise no fucking bitch. *lift his sword to kill the monster of the day* We keep going.
Bianca: Nah, nah, nah! Mama raised a bitch. *pulls Nico with her back to camp, stressed and done* Let’s go
Echo: *looks nervously at them both* Mama did’t raise nobody actually, my mama absent.
Bianca: Oh my gods
Percy: *wheeze* Percy going down. *gasp for air* Percy going down!
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs) Characters: Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs) Additional Tags: Dazatsu Month 2025 (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fluff, Established Relationship, Soft Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Soft Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Love is Giving Each Other a Hard Time, Nakajima Atsushi Has a Good Sense of Humor Series: Part 1 of Dazatsu Month 2025 Summary:
“I should have known that accepting an engagement gift from Fitzgerald was a bad idea,” Dazai lamanted as he sat up. Beside him, Atsushi did the same, idly rubbing his hip.
“I’m sure in his mind he was doing something nice,” Atsushi said. “And Ms. Dickinson seemed quite kind.” He paused. “Though her ability being called ‘Since I Could Not Stop For Death’ was somewhat disconcerting.”
Or:
Dazai and Atsushi get are affected by an ability that shows them memories of each other. Actually not too bad, as far as engagement gifts go.
Written for Dazatsu Month 2025.
Ron: Ah! An ugly, disgusting spider!
Spider: Ah! A depressed bitch.
Ron:
Spider:
Ron: *pulls out his wand*
One Second Later
Ron:
Fic: you taste sweet
Please....stop.....I'm dying. Air, I need air 🤣🤣🤣
How does one link? Asking for a fiend. Ao3 @JonoDragonPrimeCan I do an ask blog? Hmmm...
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