Reason To Live #2301

normal people: wow i only ate 1500 cals today how impressive i feel thin!!!

me: OH NO I JUST HAD 800 CALS IM SO FAT UGH IM SUCH A PIG WAIT I GOTTA DO JUMPING JACKS 

16.4.19

ate. 1061

burnt. 503

didn't eat all the ice cream or chocolate bar had 2 bowls of cereal because im fatatatattatat

17.4.19

ate. 429

burnt. 498

crackers were rank I didn't eat any of them and I gave in to the ice cream but its gone so like no more being fat for me

10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose

Person A: “How good of a mood are you in right now?”

Person B: “…..What did you do?”

me at any random moment

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

Person: what’s your secret to weight loss?!

Me: i’m not sponsored or anything but I use ED™ at the low price of my life!