expendablekeyworker10001
EUROPEAN LIBERAL
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expendablekeyworker10001
4 years ago
A big bunch of greedy bastards who only look after themselves have vowed today to do whatever it takes to stop a big bunch of greedy bastards who only want to look after themselves.
expendablekeyworker10001
4 years ago
The outbreak of anti-maskers in the United States during COVID 19 is unbelievable. Anti-maskers are a group of people that believe that wearing a mask does nothing to help stop the spread of COVID, that the masks are restricting people’s airflow and respiration capacity, and in some extreme cases, even believing the government is trying...
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expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
Otto English explains how nations that start by normalising conspiracy theories end up having their phone masts burned down
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
As the Prime Minister, Boris Johnson recovers at his official country residence, Chequers, he had nothing but gushing praise for the medical staff at St Thomas’ hospital who cared for him and he promised that all NHS nurses will receive another shit pay rise to live on, it has emerged.
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
Declaring himself 'unhappy' with the speed medical professionals are reaching a cure for the Covid-19 virus, President Trump used his address to the nation to announce the launch of his own, Trump-branded drugs to treat the disease today.
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
UK Broadcasters have patted themselves on the back for managing not to get distracted by the fact that the UK has overtaken Spain and Italy in daily death toll and instead zeroed in like snipers on the vital news that Boris Johnson was feeling rather chipper.
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
Jesus Christ, Lord of hosts and saviour of mankind, was arrested and fined after emerging from his tomb during lockdown ‘without good reason’ this morning.
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
After Priti Patel illustrated perfectly why the government has decided she should not be seen in public during the Coronavirus crisis, supporters are still keen to show their appreciation for the struggling Home Secretary.
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
Jesus Christ the Lamb of God has just given his personal assurances that the fringe leaders who recently told their flock to break social distancing for an Easter service would be told to fucking 'do one' when they presented themselves at the Pearly Gates.
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
Ian Sinclair and Rupert Read with comprehensive countdown to how Britain came to have one of highest COVID-19 per capita death rates in the world.
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
Police have been forced to disperse a crucifixion of more than two people which blatantly flouted social distancing rules.
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
Members of parliament who are given generous expense packages to cover the 'costs' of working away from home, are today relieved to find out they will also receive a generous expense package to cover the cost of working at home.
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
In a hastily convened press conference, the US president told the world that his administration had just made an extraordinary leap forward in the quest for who to blame for his government’s abysmal failure to react appropriately to the coronavirus pandemic.
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
Nafeez Ahmed reports on Home Office private advice suggesting a 'zombie herd immunity' policy risking hundreds of thousands of deaths.
We need Jacinda Ardern for World President!
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
It’s usually 50 feet for predators and creepy stalkers.
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
Watch: Everyone needs to see Ontario’s new anti-sexual assault PSA
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
Ghost - Square Hammer
Earworm!
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
The latest trend for 5G conspiracies claiming the new technology does everything from microwave your brain to spreading coronavirus is actually part of a secret government conspiracy to identify the nation's simpletons.
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
Following the example of the Government replacing pay rises and benefits for health workers with a regular round of applause, the practice looks likely to be rolled out across the private sector.
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
Global villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld yesterday expressed grudging admiration for the Coronavirus epidemic and admitted: "I wish I'd thought of it."
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
Matt Hancock has said it would be a nice idea for millionaire footballers to take a pay cut and give that money to struggling hospices instead, seemingly unaware there are plenty of other millionaires who don't do that currently.
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
In case many of you needed ANOTHER reason to love our favorite Tommy Lee. Here is his letter to the “lovely” man in the White House 😊💀
He was also trending on twitter which CONFUSED me 💀
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
You Are Not Patriots
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
Stewart Lee on UKIP
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
Stewart Lee on Brexit. Happy Birthday Stewart Lee!
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
A man who spent the entirety of the four-year Brexit debate insisting that economic forecasts can't be trusted because they're basically just guesses, is now willing to let the nation's old and infirm die because of an economic forecast.
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
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5 years ago
Peter Jukes finds more evidence that the origin of the disastrous concept can be traced back to the Prime Minister's chief advisor Dominic Cummings and his US links.
expendablekeyworker10001
5 years ago
Humanism in a nutshell. #HumanismAtHome https://ift.tt/3aBS4Oz
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