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Fearless British media see past boring record death toll to break exclusive story that Boris Johnson is in a good mood
UK Broadcasters have patted themselves on the back for managing not to get distracted by the fact that the UK has overtaken Spain and Italy in daily death toll and instead zeroed in like snipers on the vital news that Boris Johnson was feeling rather chipper.

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