Fabricatedphilosopher - I Hate Famed German Philosopher Immanuel Kant.

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

Biting into the musty tome rn.

No, I'm too busy performing rituals at the behest of a mysterious benefactor who sends me 100,000 swedish crowns, via credit cards connected to freshly opened bank accounts, that I have to dig out of the large crows they use as delivery birds, at the end of each month.

I've gotten pretty good at the rituals now and my dark power has grown immensely, which has improved my life vastly, even outside of the rituals! Whenever someone stands in the way of something I want (free groceries, expensive books, my brother's life insurance money, e.t.c.) I automatically start chanting the words of the ritual (tear reality widen the rift tear the seems widen the rift break apart open the rift bring the end open the rift, e.t.c.), without even needing to think about it and eventually I will get what I want.

If you're interested in this limited time opportunity to make large amounts of money by working from home, contact my benefactor by standing in a ritual circle drawn with blood (the blood of an infant works best, but any human blood will do), stabbing a severed crow's beak in each palm and chanting "Come forth Bringer of the End, Devourer of reality" over and over, until your throat begins to give out and your voice fails you, the pain in each hand becoming almost too much to bear and your vision begins to darken. When your hope starts to wane and your faith dwindles, you will hear its voice and it will hear you.

So, no I can't really do anything about this reality rift situation right now, my schedule's kinda full and I'm trying to focus on my career. Good luck with that though.

enough posting about your blorbos. we need to talk about the reality rift

The first part seems to basically just be: "Don't be autistic". Not particularly surprising, but sad nonetheless.

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How does magic work in Call of Cthulhu and the mythos in general? A few possibilities:

Yog-Sothoth hypothesis: The Lurker at the Threshold often venerated by eldritch mages is locked away from our reality, but can still interact with it through a few ways. Magic is one of these: the sorcerer becomes a small portal through which the All-In-One can seep into our world and affect change. Every time a spell is cast, the barrier between our universe and Yog-Sothoth deteriorates. No wonder it is so damaging to sanity!

Azathoth hypothesis: Our Universe is but a dream of our creator, the blind idiot god Azathoth. Have you ever heard a sound or have someone say something while you were asleep, and it affected your dream? Well, through learning the arcane language that Azathoth understands, you may do the same thing to his dream i.e. our reality! Better hope you don't overdo it, or you might wake him up and erase us all from existence...

Nyarlathotep hypothesis: Magic isn't real. It's all Nyarlathotep making it look like spells work. He does this because it's funny.

*Narrator voice* And here we see a specimen in its natural habitat, trying to get food. The process can be difficult, but the rewards outweigh the risk.

*Cut to a trans girl waiting in line at a burger place.*

He can't keep getting away with this!

the insidious ghoul smiled wickedly just now i could feel it

This was about Star Wars btw.

Quirked up green boy with a little bit of swag busting it down stick style. Is he goated with the swamp sauce

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I wish people did this unironically, even though this would usually be considered unusual behavior in the early 21st century, specifically the year 2024, as some people have trouble decoding nuance from text written on the internet for the purpose of brief and efficient communication. Also, did you know that in the year 1789 the commoners of Paris stormed the fortification known as the Bastille and many scholars consider this to be the start of the French revolution

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As you know, you can make writers lives easier by doing unnecessary exposition scenes in real life, thereby making them realistic.