This But Instead Of Hands It’s Hand And Instead Of My Body It’s My Board And Instead Of Tweaking

“I could not stay right here for a bootty call” @grey-loves-dragons

Me and bestie had the best day yesterday!!!

We even got matching nose rings!!!!!

What is it called when you are sex repulsed but only when it comes to real life. Like my little guys on paper or the little guys on the screen having sex is ok because they don’t exist and can’t actually have sex

But even hinting at sex in real life is icky it’s gross. It’s unwanted. It’s bad

Anyone else get giddy when their friends call them their friend to other people or have I just instilled in my brain that everyone is lying and don’t actually like me

guys i worked so hard today and nobody read my mind and congratulated me and it’s so sad

When a change goes from making you anxious to just making you pissed at the person who caused it

Here are all my armadillo things and a list of what they are

Big squishmallow: a generic armadillo that I have decided is a six banded armadillo to round out my cellection.

Large crochet one: giant armadillo

Blue and pink one: southern long nosed armadillo

Small blue and purple one: southern naked tailed armadillo

Teal squishmallow: Brazilian three banded armadillo

Cardboard one: nine banded armadillo

Snow globe one: screaming hairy armadillo

Tapestry: southern three banded armadillo

Charm: greater naked tail armadillo

Here’s my check list

Lmk if you want to know more

I love bestie so much.

<3

@grey-loves-dragons

Sleeping in my own bed, never

Sleeping on my grandmas couch or in her spare bed, YESSSSSS

I was complaining about work with bestie at work and my boss heard me

😬😬😬