Girls Will Be Like "eek! Eek!" And Have Little Ears And Little Hairless Tails

More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or implicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)

“Look at me, I’m a grad student! I’m thirty years old and I made six hundred dollars last year!”

i jist accidentaly dranknmy guitar

this image is making me throw up with laughter for some reason

transition milestone: marked increase in the number of jars i can't open

🛍️THE DOCTOR IS IN‼️

The transfem urge to work at one of those restaurants with the skimpy uniforms and show off my new figure

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The autistic horror of realizing this would mean small-talking with strangers for hours at a time

Wish there were a tech firm with a dress code like that instead. My friend proposes to call it "Comphooters"

you know how if a human kisses a frog it will turn into a human? it's the opposite for mice. mouse saliva has transformative properties that will gradually turn you into more of a mouse with each kiss. but if you kiss too much, it's permanent, you're a mouse forever.

anyway that's the legal disclaimer out of the way. how many kisses you want?

The road to heaven is paved with MALICE 😈