ferntasie - snuggle seductress
snuggle seductress

trans girl, ~30

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1 year ago

Folks have got to understand that they probably aren't messed up by some Secret Big Trauma that they just can't remember; but rather by a million tiny microtraumas that they do mostly remember but don't even register as traumatic because nobody actually understood that these things would cause trauma, much less stack on each other over the years.

1 year ago
It's Belly O'clock

it's belly o'clock


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1 year ago

i have rule i semi-adhere to for media criticism which is to ideologically meet shit where it's at (or where it's presented to me). i like to call it the "i didn't make you market it that way" rule--like, if lancer's union was just presented as a sci-fi setting, that would be fine. i don't expect all sci-fi settings to be communist utopias! but when the creators of lancer use the word utopia like 20 times & bandy around words like 'mutual aid' and 'post-scarcity' and 'anticapitalist' when describing it, then to me that becomes absolutely fair game. similarly if someone says 'stardew valley is fun i like farming :)' then i'm not gonna reply with a long post about how it's ideologically petty-bourgeois--but if they say 'stardew valley is anticapitalist', then they've opened up that can of worms and it's fair for me to point out that the worms exist.

1 year ago
Fuck Ufc, This Was The Match Of The Century

fuck ufc, this was the match of the century


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1 year ago

katys in the hospidal cause she leaned in to kiss me and i got so so nervous i pull ed her tongue out of her mout and started playing it like a guitar

1 year ago
I Had A Thing On Fb And Asked My Friends To Give Me Ideas For Funny Shirts On Mousegirls And Heres Some
I Had A Thing On Fb And Asked My Friends To Give Me Ideas For Funny Shirts On Mousegirls And Heres Some
I Had A Thing On Fb And Asked My Friends To Give Me Ideas For Funny Shirts On Mousegirls And Heres Some
I Had A Thing On Fb And Asked My Friends To Give Me Ideas For Funny Shirts On Mousegirls And Heres Some
I Had A Thing On Fb And Asked My Friends To Give Me Ideas For Funny Shirts On Mousegirls And Heres Some
I Had A Thing On Fb And Asked My Friends To Give Me Ideas For Funny Shirts On Mousegirls And Heres Some
I Had A Thing On Fb And Asked My Friends To Give Me Ideas For Funny Shirts On Mousegirls And Heres Some
I Had A Thing On Fb And Asked My Friends To Give Me Ideas For Funny Shirts On Mousegirls And Heres Some

I had a thing on fb and asked my friends to give me ideas for funny shirts on mousegirls and heres some of them


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1 year ago
It's Such Hard Work Being Such A Cute Mousegirl

it's such hard work being such a cute mousegirl

girls keep putting me in their pockets and taking me home with them because im so irresistible and easily pocketed

it's nice being a hit with the ladies but they don't always call me an uber home :/


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1 year ago

it's cool that more people are watching tokyo godfathers thanks to youtube, but that version has outdated subtitling (particularly regarding hana, a trans woman character). i recommend the 2020 gkids release, which has more accurate subtitles and a really good dub as well. i'm sure you can find this version on various movie/anime streaming sites (hi)—you'll know it's the newer release if it starts with the circular gkids logo. merry tokyo godfathers everyone

1 year ago
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
1 year ago

I'm a bit of a Grinch. Holiday gift exchanges can be stressy for me for several reasons—the guessing game of figuring out who's planning to gift-exchange with me so it doesn't turn out awkwardly one-sided; being a minimalist who's overwhelmed by receiving too many new possessions; the possibility of inflicting the same overwhelmedness on other people; and the fact that I and many of my friends are tight on money.

This year I've started an opt-in gifting policy: I've admitted all those things to my friends, and told them that if gift-exchanging with me is important to them, they should actively let me know and provide me with a wishlist.

I'm pleasantly surprised how well people have taken it, and how many people have taken my blessing to not gift-exchange with me! I've got my gifting this year down to a few relatives and one close friend and I didn't have to do any guessing about what to buy and for whom!


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1 year ago

Best Mousegirl Monday ever, squeeeak! 😽🐭

ferntasie - snuggle seductress

ferntasie - snuggle seductress

designed my girlfriend @ferntasie a fursona :3 she likes cheese and i like biting her so i thought a mouse was appropriate lol


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1 year ago

this post started a transformation, I'm a furry now

call me a mousegirl the way I eat a lot of cheese and get chewed on by cats


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1 year ago

Happy Yam Ween to those who celebrate!


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1 year ago

Simple Things You Can Do If You're Feeling Really Bad!

-Stand up, if you're standing, sit down.

-Drink water!

-Stretch a little.

-Listen to your favorite music!

-See if you're up-to-date on your meals for the day, missing lunch or some-such can really knock the wind out of your sails.

-Make sure if you're on any medications that you haven't forgotten to take any.

-It doesn't hurt to have a little treat every now and then, nutrition aside, if you're feeling sad, a good taste in your mouth might help with that.

-Have a small cup of tea or other hot drink.

-If you're in a position to, maybe a short nap will do you some good.

-Take off your shoes, take off your socks, at least just briefly. Removing layers like jackets, gloves and scarfs may work as well.

-Go outside for a bit, take in a breath of fresh air and enjoy the sounds of nature around you.

These are really simple and basic things, but I understand when you're feeling depressed or seemingly inexplicably feeling irritable, tired or achy it can be hard to come up with a way to deal with these random bad feelings. The human body has its own engine check lights and warning signals, and it's important to listen to them!

1 year ago

When the Spectrum™ people at the grocery store try to stop me and sell me subpar internet service, I've made a habit of replying "I'm already on the spectrum!"


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1 year ago

A reminder that

Pedophilia ≠ Child Sexual Abuse

Zoophilia ≠ Bestiality

Pedophilia and Zoophilia are the attractions

Abuse and Bestiality are the actions

Stop misusing these words

Not every para is a predator

1 year ago

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOWY

CARL MARX

VS

CARL WEEZER

BEGIN

yo i am marx. from kriby, i think captialism is dirby, you areround like a ball which is why you will fall. my beard is large and you sound like simpson marge

yo i am carl from jimmy show [gets hit by orbital bombardment]


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1 year ago

remember the greek math guy who ran around naked shouting bazinga


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1 year ago

im not like "born in the wrong generation" per se i think i was just too busy getting yelled at and being christian to enjoy shit so now im 23 and watching kingdom hearts lets plays and listening to nightcore and im tryin to start reading warrior cats. I rawr xD because when I was 13 or something I thought I was "mature for my age" and read the bible and newspapers

1 year ago

It's like Scribble Jam in my stomach, MC Nuggets and MC Flurry are going at it


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1 year ago

mousegirl gf who is so so sleepy snoozy, so you cover her in a kraft single so she sleeps warm and has a snack when she wakes up


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1 year ago

you know that part in the winter wonderland song where they tell the snowman that they're not married but he can "do the job while [he's] in town"? apparently the job is just officiating a wedding, i thought they were offering to fuck the snowman


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1 year ago

if only i were a normal human girl like my friends.. i'll never fit in caus, my nature..

If Only I Were A Normal Human Girl Like My Friends.. I'll Never Fit In Caus, My Nature..
1 year ago

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.


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1 year ago

why is a dresser with a mirror called a "vanity", as though to shame the user? imagine if kitchen cabinets were called "gluttonies"


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1 year ago

Olive green and mustard yellow and burnt orange are a beautiful, inseparable polycule and they are all making out with each other in my closet.


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1 year ago

> send a word in my askbox i’ll respond with a related joke

fern!

you know I don’t think I know enough about them to write a good joke…

I guess I gotta read some fern facts!


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