Latest Posts by foundedinchaos - Page 7

"y'all's" is the best regional solution to the english second person plural possessive problem but "your guyses" is my favorite because it sucks

a girl and a guy can be in a gay relationship if they're both bisexual and their genders are screwy enough

i could never be hannibal lecter because i hate lying theyd be like and whats for dinner hannibal and id be like it's beef SORRRYYYYY its actually a guy who i killed and cooked up 😬 are you mad at meee and theyd say no hannibal you told the truth and thats what matters and then we'd all hug

if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out

i should figure out how to homebrew white monster actually

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

Literally smudge entirely

Cat is doing all the hard work tbh

damn they're hot

damn he's hot

I plan to defeat and/or accept every one of them

if you wanna date me first you have to defeat my 7 controversial and/or problematic opinions

@alice-opheliac my love ^=^

u ever look at someone n think "yea forever would be pretty cool with u"

fuck it we ball (malnourished, heavy eve bags, dehydrated, and on the verge of insanity)

I highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. Life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore

10000 years ago we were cats purring next to each other in a patch of sunlight. you dont remember but its fine

sometimes you just need to say what the actual fuck and move on

whenever I feel like I'm hard to love, or that I'm not worth loving because it's hard, I think of this quote

Do you ever wanna just do the most violent things to yourself? Like have you ever hated yourself SO much that you could physically and mentally torture yourself willingly until your body just gave out from the pure exhaustion of it all?

"are you implying we're more than friends?"

"no, friends do bondage!"

definitely not gawking at them or anything 😊

fuck they're so damn hot

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

Be fluid, do all three

Idk whether to cry, punch something, or hurt myself