This Is My ENEMY!!!!!!!! And Also My FAV!!!!!!!

Imagine getting scary dog privilege from being with your F/O! Whether it's because they outright look dangerous, or they have a notorious reputation that surrounds them, imagine the high feeling you'd get walking next to them. Imagine nobody ever daring to mess with you, because how could they, with your F/O always by your side. Imagine a crowd separating to allow you both to walk through, your F/O's arm over your shoulder. If someone ever did dare to give you a hard time, the moment your F/O walked up to your side, the person would no doubt begin falling all over themselves to apologize and run off. Just scary dog privilege stuff!!

proship dni

my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

calling capitano... wife?

artist : fruberry01 (goodness me i love her art)

~ It was simply a quiet morning in Snezhnaya, the crackling from the fire was heard in the background, the smell of slight smoke and soap filling the shared bedroom.

Capitano was beside you, gently leaning his head on your shoulder, watching you with his gaze as you read the new series of your favorite book. Of course, he did not understand the context of the book, but he listened carefully to your rambles, precisely taking in every word.

Currently, you read a paragraph in the book. "Shall we be together in every universe, my hand in yours.. it would be more delightful than heaven itself if you wish to take my hand in marriage. Will you be my wife, my sweat, beautiful lady, Marionette?" Upon reading the last sentence, your eyes widened, an excited squeal escaping past your lips.

A small amused huff was heard from your husband, and he lazily wraps his left arm around you stomach, enjoying this quiet and peaceful moment, away from the Fatui life.

Well, at least he thought he could enjoy his peace, until your pretty mind came up with another daily, silly idea.

"May you grab a glass of water for me, wife?" You put a hand over your face, trying not to make it seem like you were grinning or attempting not to burst out laughing.

His eyebrow raised, and he looked over at your face, seeing how you were amused with this silly prank of yours. "..Wife?" Capitano repeated, slightly confused, but a bit understanding of your words.

After all, he did take care of you, press more tender kisses to your face, dress you up, everything a respectful and loving wife would do. But was he not more like a husband, who protected you from harm? Was he really a wife?

Perhaps he really is one, and that thought sort of confuses hi-

"Thrain!" Your voice snapped him out of his thoughts, and he turned his head towards you. You already seemed to understand him enough, knowing he was taking it seriously and possibly even rethinking about the past and his actions. What a silly man.

Without complaining, he simply murmured out, "Yes, dear." And with that, he stood back up on his feet, quicky and hurrying over to the kitchen to get you, his wife, or.. his husband, a glass of water.

Perhaps he'll stick with being the wife today. If that is what makes you happy.

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(IM SO SORRY FOR POSTING THIS LATE!) @joonebugg

He’s hideous

hey so i saw that you also like curly and anya from mouthwashing and i wrote a short drabble about them you may like :D

https://www.tumblr.com/jigamaree-writes/770485426706415616/mouthwashing-characters-dating-headcanons?source=share

(i'm not asking for likes i just wanted to share it but if you don't like it then that's completely fine!)

Bro you have now idea how deeply touched I am. Genuinely thank you. This is so sweet, tha k you random tumblr user

Anyways I just read it and I really liked it!!! I'll for sure reblog and if anyone in the future see's this on their dash not wanting to look through my account read it here. Again thank you so much for sharing your work with me! It was a fun read :]

Is my new Hyperfixation obvious yet

Lore and S/I self-ship ask game! 📚🖋️

When you send in an ask you can choose to specify what canon, or let the receiver decide what canon!

🖋️ Pen: Say a fact about your lore or yourself/self-insert, it can be absolutely anything! Short or long winded!

🎨 Palette: Paint a picture with your words! What is a scene featuring yourself/self-insert that would fit into the source of your f/o? It can be anything!

🧵Thread: What would you/your self-insert wear in the source your f/o is from? It can be multiple outfits or just one! Bonus: Do you have a weapon? If so, describe it or show it!

🎵Music: If you/your self-insert had a theme song, what would it be? Bonus: An extra song that fits you/your self-insert and your f/o!

🩺Doctor: What is the worst injury that you/your self-insert has sustained in canon? If so, what was the cause and did you recover? What was your f/os reaction?

📆Calendar: What was the most special day to date for yourself/self-insert? It could be anything!

🔥Flame: Do you/your self-insert have an enemy? If so, who is it and why are they so hated? What was a particularly heated moment between you two?

🎆Fireworks: Do you/your self-insert have any powers or abilities? If so, what are they and how do they manifest?

🕯️Candle: Do you/your self-insert have a secret? If so, what is it and why do they keep it to themselves? Is it dark and mysterious or something small, yet impactful?

🌧️Rain: What was the saddest moment in your lore for you/your self-insert? Who in canon knows about it?

☄️Comet: What was a moment where you/your self-insert really shined? This can be a badass moment, a moment where you felt important to the overall lore, or just a really cool and important moment!

🌈Rainbow: What was the happiest moment in your lore for you/your self-insert? Who all shared that happiness with you in canon?

Remember to practice rb karma y'all! Keep in mind you don’t have to send me, the creator of this on this blog any asks as this is not my main. But if you want to, feel free to @wisemins! That is my main!

𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅

Selfshippers! Draw your S/I and your F/O wearing this!

f/o who loves you even if you don’t present as the gender you identify as. f/o who loves you even if you haven’t transitioned or can’t. f/o who will be accepting of you even if you constantly try out new identities or experiment and don’t find it a burden at all. f/o who loves you for you