Latest Posts by frighteningphallus - Page 3

goodbye

*US online activist voice* you want me to give up fucking strawberry milkshakes???for so-called """global south""" if that's even a real thing.jokes on you. fucking that syrawberry miklshake brings me JOY and joy makes the Big Cheeto angry. and that's the truest activism. so you can stick your "brown" (??what does that even MEAN) strawmen up your ass. i prioritize Real, Tangible forms of protest, such as sticking my in this glass of milkshake, over your made-up gotchas (noce try, "africa"... when you're making up name locations at least try to make them sound real LMAO) that you clearly fabricated to create division and discord among activists. terminally online people telling you "poor" (?) "people" are "slave labour" for our "luxuries" but if you actually go outside and TOUCH GRASS you'd already know that you get milkshake from the store, not from child slaves. but i bet purit culture will find something wrong with going to the store too 🙄

Definite banners and possible bumper stickers for the shop

why am I scrolling . What am I hoping to find

why do i have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day cant she do anything on her own

"A guide to cooking with ADHD"

*looks inside*

"Plan all of your meals up to two weeks in advance"

a smartphone is a sort of cursed amulet

Me reblogging my own content even though my followers ignored it the first time

if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

what does this mean

"its not safe for me to transition right now" girl have you read the news its not safe to drink milk or eat medium rare cheeseburgers or go in public without a respirator anymore stop making excuses lets get you some estrogen

dont delete your zero note post. i will be there in 15 hours.

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

notice how it's "with mama" and not "with papa". even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i'd be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr

Don't tell instagram but I'm getting a headstart on the Muppets 70th Anniversary... many more muppets to come

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

ACT UP, 1990

so tell me,, have u always been silly ?

Misionero Comido Por Tigre, 1907, Noé León

literally

David Lynch is directing dreams now btw