frighteningphallus - sfw blog jumpscare
sfw blog jumpscare

hi this is a sfw sideblog on my horny acct, made for reblogs that don't fit me talking abt bears and cum.@scary-tdick

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1 month ago

i assure you the trans girl that posts crazy shit all the time and talks about fetishes you dont like is infinitely nicer than anyone who pedojackets and hatemobs other transfems

1 month ago

not watching disney plus shows is something only the most dedicated members of the revolutionary vanguard are capable of... you can't reasonably expect an average person to make such a sacrifice

1 month ago

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

1 month ago
I Hope Tumblr Users Never Stop Talking About Punk Music I Think We Deserve This

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this


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1 month ago

Me 5 seconds after my corpo mandated password change: Hey did you know mandated periodic password changes aren't considered good cybersecurity practice and in fact actually weaken password security? Just a funny little fact I thought you should know.

1 month ago

oh no I don't have anything to confess to Father I just wanted to be in this little dark box with you :)

1 month ago

Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

1 month ago

when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here

1 month ago

i'm crazy...and not even alittle bit free. i'm labyrinth crazy

1 month ago
Spring Moo-d! 🐮💐🍓

Spring moo-d! 🐮💐🍓

1 month ago

my natural state of being is playing solitaire

1 month ago
Aquarium Outfit Inspo
Aquarium Outfit Inspo
Aquarium Outfit Inspo
Aquarium Outfit Inspo
Aquarium Outfit Inspo
Aquarium Outfit Inspo

aquarium outfit inspo

1 month ago
Take Your Computer For A Walk... France (1994)

Take your computer for a walk... France (1994)

1 month ago

I FARTED: Here's What Happens Next.

1 month ago

omg hii !!! hi you're home!!! (jerks you off to completion)

1 month ago

if we’re mutuals feel free to

If We’re Mutuals Feel Free To
1 month ago

thinking about the time my local garden centre put signs up that said "propagation piracy is a crime" and explained that "propagation piracy" is when you pick up a leaf or a twig that's fallen on the floor and take it home and grow a plant from it. I came home and mocked this because it's obviously extremely pathetic and stupid, and my ex got salty and said they were right and I was just like. you literally call yourself a communist and you are defending the right of corporations to protect their hypothetical future profits by classifying it as a crime to pick up a leaf

1 month ago
Softwar - Hardwar
Softwar - Hardwar
Softwar - Hardwar
Softwar - Hardwar

Softwar - Hardwar

October 2017.

‘Industrial Nature’ series, at Makersplace.

No object is good or bad by itself, it all depends on the use you give to it. The same stone that was used to kill was also used to scratch art on the walls of caves. Something very similar is happening with the internet nowadays. Technology is becoming our natural predator. 

1 month ago
Softwar - Hardwar
Softwar - Hardwar
Softwar - Hardwar
Softwar - Hardwar

Softwar - Hardwar

October 2017.

‘Industrial Nature’ series, at Makersplace.

No object is good or bad by itself, it all depends on the use you give to it. The same stone that was used to kill was also used to scratch art on the walls of caves. Something very similar is happening with the internet nowadays. Technology is becoming our natural predator. 

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