frighteningphallus - sfw blog jumpscare
sfw blog jumpscare

hi this is a sfw sideblog on my horny acct, made for reblogs that don't fit me talking abt bears and cum.@scary-tdick

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1 month ago
A WALTZ ALONG A RAZOR'S EDGE
A WALTZ ALONG A RAZOR'S EDGE

A WALTZ ALONG A RAZOR'S EDGE

1 month ago
Sometimes L'm Late Because I Sit Like This For A Long Time

Sometimes l'm late because I sit like this for a long time

1 month ago

Saw this on Twitter and I obligatory need to share it

Saw This On Twitter And I Obligatory Need To Share It

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1 month ago

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.


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1 month ago

[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]

“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”

“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”

[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”

End scene

1 month ago
1 month ago
Sleepytime Garfield /ᐠ - ˕ -マᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

sleepytime garfield /ᐠ - ˕ -マᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

get him as a sticker here

1 month ago

can i be real with you? if tumblr dies theyre putting me back in the block of ice they found me frozen in for another thousand years

1 month ago

we're at the tail end of tumblr's ibuprofen era and right at the peak of its toys era. every day I look in the mirror and see a different man than I saw yesterday.

1 month ago

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

1 month ago

no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books

1 month ago
Awesome

awesome

1 month ago

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

I LOVE Being Autistic And Trying To Communicate Because Every Time It’s
1 month ago
Humanoid raindrops link hands and dance in a circle on top of a blue and white umbrella.

rain dance ☔️

1 month ago

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

1 month ago
Okay I Know I Posted The First One Already But It's A Collection Now. Anyway Don't You Ever Get So Tired
Okay I Know I Posted The First One Already But It's A Collection Now. Anyway Don't You Ever Get So Tired
Okay I Know I Posted The First One Already But It's A Collection Now. Anyway Don't You Ever Get So Tired
Okay I Know I Posted The First One Already But It's A Collection Now. Anyway Don't You Ever Get So Tired
Okay I Know I Posted The First One Already But It's A Collection Now. Anyway Don't You Ever Get So Tired

Okay I know I posted the first one already but it's a collection now. Anyway don't you ever get so tired of this

1 month ago

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

1 month ago
Hey. Does Anyone Know What The Fuck Is Going On

hey. does anyone know what the fuck is going on

1 month ago

RFK jr opening his fucked up speech with “these kids will never pay taxes” like it is a beautiful essential part of the human experience shows that ultimately every single person in this “country” is just a fucking battery of money for the ruling class and the fact that autistic/disabled people can’t be makes them inhuman to the rich. thank got some people aren’t forced to contribute to the slaughtering of millions lining the pockets of warmongers.

1 month ago

art will save you, being unreasonably passionate about something niche will save you, letting past sources of joy show you the way back to yourself will save you, earnestness over composure will save you, the natural world will save you, caring for something bigger than yourself will save you, daring to be seen will save you, kindness not as a whim but a principle will save you, appreciation as a practice will save you, daring to try something new will save you, grounding will save you, love will save you, one good nights sleep will save you

1 month ago

maybe if tumblr allowed you to typeset your posts in LaTeX it would have succeeded in becoming the next pdf

1 month ago

“my daughter is fine” Ma’am your son wants to dress up as a clown and have sex with another trans clown.

1 month ago
Transgender Snacks
Transgender Snacks

transgender snacks

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