hi this is a sfw sideblog on my horny acct, made for reblogs that don't fit me talking abt bears and cum.@scary-tdick
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A WALTZ ALONG A RAZOR'S EDGE
Sometimes l'm late because I sit like this for a long time
the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.
[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]
“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”
“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”
[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”
End scene
sleepytime garfield /ᐠ - ˕ -マᶻ 𝗓 𐰁
get him as a sticker here
can i be real with you? if tumblr dies theyre putting me back in the block of ice they found me frozen in for another thousand years
we're at the tail end of tumblr's ibuprofen era and right at the peak of its toys era. every day I look in the mirror and see a different man than I saw yesterday.
You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me
no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books
awesome
I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s
rain dance ☔️
My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre
Okay I know I posted the first one already but it's a collection now. Anyway don't you ever get so tired of this
I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal
hey. does anyone know what the fuck is going on
RFK jr opening his fucked up speech with “these kids will never pay taxes” like it is a beautiful essential part of the human experience shows that ultimately every single person in this “country” is just a fucking battery of money for the ruling class and the fact that autistic/disabled people can’t be makes them inhuman to the rich. thank got some people aren’t forced to contribute to the slaughtering of millions lining the pockets of warmongers.
art will save you, being unreasonably passionate about something niche will save you, letting past sources of joy show you the way back to yourself will save you, earnestness over composure will save you, the natural world will save you, caring for something bigger than yourself will save you, daring to be seen will save you, kindness not as a whim but a principle will save you, appreciation as a practice will save you, daring to try something new will save you, grounding will save you, love will save you, one good nights sleep will save you
maybe if tumblr allowed you to typeset your posts in LaTeX it would have succeeded in becoming the next pdf
“my daughter is fine” Ma’am your son wants to dress up as a clown and have sex with another trans clown.
transgender snacks