Hyunjin: I Need To Dress Homosexually At The Grocery Store.

Jay: How do you feel?

Heeseung: *has tears running down his face and has been crying for the past two hours*

Heeseung: *checks his mood ring*

Heeseung: I'm happy and relaxed.

Minho: You're giving me a sticker? Jisung: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!” Minho: I'm not a preschooler. Jisung: Fine, I'll take it back Minho: I earned this, back off!

Jeongin from the MEGAVERSE teaser

Felix: I don't care what anyone thinks about me.

Seungmin: Okay.

Felix: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

Chan, after being awake for 72 hours: When you've wimbled all your wombles, and you've jingled all your jongles, listen to the flimble flomble of my fûckíng tâñgęrïńě...

Hyunjin: Minho, is that a hickey? Minho: no! it's- uh, it's a mosquito bite Hyunjin: pretty big for a mosquito bite Minho: it was a really big mosquito Jisung enters the room Hyunjin: hello, really big mosquito

Yeonjun: Could you be anymore annoying?

Beomgyu: Yes.

Chan: I raised 7 perfectly functional children Felix: you have 7 children we didn't know about?