*stepping Over My Own Corpse* Sorry About That. It's Nice To Meet You. Yeah Don't Worry About It, It'll

Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

ummmm.....too late.

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

“...hehe.”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

Does Alvin feed you?¿

only the bones of the chicken wings he eats that greedy fouck

why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes

THIS ISN’T ANYONE’S HOUSE THIS IS FREDDY’S. WHERE I “LIVE”

WHY AM I NOT IN THE RACING GAME

“When you’re mean to me this is who ur being mean to” meme with Sanrio characters and small kitten is overused. Trite. It’s done I can’t relate. When ur mean to me this is who you’re being mean to: