Some Of Bobs Burgers Halloween Costumes Through The Years

I haven’t done any fandom things in a minute but here’s some chickens

i drew some dogs!

[image is nine stylized drawings of different sharks arranged on a dark background: a great white, a whale shark, a thresher shark, a salmon shark, a bull shark, a blue shark, a tiger shark, a hammerhead, and a nurse shark in various pastel colours, with cute little cartoon faces.]

only a few million years late :/

Almost late but it's a national holiday

Its December 17 which is the day the very first Simpsons episode premiered.

Happy 31st anniversary Simpsons

My family never put much priority on my comfort or happiness. I'm slow to wake up, and I grew up thinking that I hate mornings. My sister is the type of a person who is as wide awake as she'll be all day as soon as her eyes snap open, and when we were teenagers she used to wake me up on school days by tossing the dog at me (our old Tessa was enough of a terrier to always land on her feet, claws first, and could be tossed like a cat) and waking up every day having to wrestle a dog's tongue out of my mouth before I could open my eyes was Not Nice.

My family would berate me for being too sensitive, dramatic, or even downright manipulative, for being able to burst into tears first thing in the morning.

When my boyfriend wakes up before me, he takes meticulous care not to wake me up. He climbs out of bed so cautiously and slowly, gets dressed without turning on the light, and sits quietly in the dark of our one-room apartment until my alarm rings or I wake up on my own. This morning, I woke up to notice that the room was softly lit in a way I didn't recognise, and saw the love of my life quietly gaming in the light of a storm lantern.

I love mornings.

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella

Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought...” just before thunder

Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh... [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “...yes O_o”

they also might not be giants. let's not get our hopes up